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reminded me of a text I recently received from my partner on laundry day and wanted to share with you:
January 27, 2026 at 11:35 PM
reminded me of a text I recently received from my partner on laundry day and wanted to share with you:
how do you not burst out laughing at this lmao
January 27, 2026 at 8:15 PM
how do you not burst out laughing at this lmao
Would it change your mind if he was also on a segway
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Would it change your mind if he was also on a segway
He’s given me no choice but to continue driving my 2012 hyundai into the ground 🫡
January 27, 2026 at 12:03 AM
He’s given me no choice but to continue driving my 2012 hyundai into the ground 🫡
send him back to hell
January 25, 2026 at 5:03 PM
send him back to hell
amen I will vote for any candidate who guarantees I will never have to hear about any of these creeps ever again
January 25, 2026 at 3:46 AM
amen I will vote for any candidate who guarantees I will never have to hear about any of these creeps ever again
To be fair some of them are also pedophiles.
January 22, 2026 at 1:22 AM
To be fair some of them are also pedophiles.
It rules how her blazer blends in with the background so she just looks like a worm with hair extensions. Or a talking hot dog. Either way it’s nice to see.
January 18, 2026 at 4:26 PM
It rules how her blazer blends in with the background so she just looks like a worm with hair extensions. Or a talking hot dog. Either way it’s nice to see.
that picture of the pig with a turd resting on its swollen balls.jpg
January 14, 2026 at 11:38 PM
that picture of the pig with a turd resting on its swollen balls.jpg
Those glasses only make you look smart as long as you keep your mouth shut, Scott.
January 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Those glasses only make you look smart as long as you keep your mouth shut, Scott.
To be fair a couple of them are probably in there to lift him up so he can reach the urinal
January 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
To be fair a couple of them are probably in there to lift him up so he can reach the urinal
lmao I was thinking the same RIP Mike F
January 12, 2026 at 4:06 AM
lmao I was thinking the same RIP Mike F
“is your guy John Fetterman on The Substance?”
January 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
“is your guy John Fetterman on The Substance?”
Feeling regret requires having a conscience which is incompatible with conservative ideology
January 11, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Feeling regret requires having a conscience which is incompatible with conservative ideology
ah the old “stop hitting yourself” defense popular with older brothers everywhere
January 11, 2026 at 4:26 PM
ah the old “stop hitting yourself” defense popular with older brothers everywhere
Like getting smoked by a bobble head
January 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Like getting smoked by a bobble head
Nothing because republicans are cowards who support state violence
January 10, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Nothing because republicans are cowards who support state violence
. . .unless the career is magician on the Vegas strip
January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
. . .unless the career is magician on the Vegas strip
Would love to see the aggression you have for your staff directed at these fascist fucks instead.
January 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Would love to see the aggression you have for your staff directed at these fascist fucks instead.
Inshallah 🙏
January 8, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Inshallah 🙏