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cheyeev.bsky.social
harper stern #1 defender
@cheyeev.bsky.social
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truly just here for a laugh

bisexual black honduran (and unfortunately) american
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me, a proud emerald fennell hater after SALTBURN:
meme of a woman in a large fur coat holding a martini. she’s looking out into a crowd of people protesting her neighbor with gleeful schadenfreude.
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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WOOOOOOO FUCK THE PATRIOTS
little cartoon person holding a solo cup on one hand and a gun in the other
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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pointing to my flag 🇭🇳 like
meme of spongebob pointing to himself: his yellow arm is pointing to the top of this head on a tv screen
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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i did 🩷 and when he shouted out honduras
kermit clutching his chest and holding a small tissue to his eye
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
cheyeev.bsky.social
just saw a video of someone’s abuela watching bad bunny and started crying brother i am NOT gonna make it through the halftime show
a chubby white cat orange spots with the “crying kitten meme” face photoshopped onto it as it lies on a couch.
February 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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the fact that obama is in it but apparently even CLARENCE THOMAS isnt.
the joker in a photoshopped purple bonnet staring in disbelief. the caption simply says “nigga.”
February 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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YO SOY DE P FUCKIN RRRRRRR (soy hondureña) #dtmf
a cartoon person holding a red cup and shooting into the air
February 2, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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kendrick lamar at the superbowl with a photoshopped kente hat and glowing red eyes. he’s in the midst of his “say drake 😀” smile.
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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lefty gunplay got a grammy before onika….
February 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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please and ty 🩷
harper stern from industry
February 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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staying home in part for the strike but also because a wasp sting i got on my foot in the DR is re-swelling from a delayed allergic reaction lmaoooo
a young man smiling a posing for the camera while visible tears run down his face
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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bugs bunny looking extremely tired, to illustrate how tired i am of this shit, man.
January 30, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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BRUH.
cashew, a living peanut headed creature, from the proud family movie
January 29, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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lmao. “the good place”
January 28, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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oh it is SNOWING snowing.
a photo of the outside of a front door, where there is theoretically a parking lot underneath several inches of snow indicated by deep footprints
January 25, 2026 at 9:11 PM
cheyeev.bsky.social
my TL:
a screenshot of two bluesky posts, the first from MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky…. that reads “You niggas tasting butt plugs are going to be talking like RFK Jr soon once that e. Coli settle in your throat” and the second from Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social that reads “what are people stress eating?”
January 25, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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January 24, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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roark junior aka “that yellow bastard” from sin city
January 22, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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meme of a cartoon screaming tennis ball captioned “LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
January 22, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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farrakhan smiling with his hands clasped together meme
January 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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i know art is polysemic and can be interpreted many ways but the way some of y’all are caping for this white man’s shallow revolutionary pastiche has me convinced y’all got a different version of this movie than the rest of us 😭
a quote from “the wrap” article “Paul Thomas Anderson Says ‘One Battle After Another’ Political Violence Is Still ‘Far From Reality’ in Wake of Charlie Kirk Shooting” that reads (a quote from director Paul Thomas Anderson): ““It’s a horrible murder,” Anderson said of Kirk’s death in the interview, translated from French via Google Translate. “I don’t think we can bring it back to my film, an action-comedy very far from reality. I’m just trying to sell movie tickets for a fiction movie.”” a quote from final draft article titled “How Paul Thomas Anderson Surprises Audiences in 'One Battle After Another'” with a quote from director Paul Thomas Anderson saying ““When films preach, I stop listening,” PTA says in his Esquire interview. “It’s impossible to keep pace with the state of the world—this is why it’s best to focus on the things that never go out of style. You can figure out what never goes out of style by realizing what in a story is going to be the thing an audience really cares about. Our question is: Can a father find his daughter?””
January 16, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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for fucks sake, enough, i do not care
a screenshot of muted words in the moderation settings that says “jamelle bouie in texts & tags”, to be muted forever.
January 13, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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im gonna appreciate his post bath zoomies forever 🩷
January 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM
cheyeev.bsky.social
my dog just passed. he was funny, smart, and the sweetest dog in the world. he got me through basically everything in the past 14 years. he was my therapy dog, he just didnt know it.

rest in peace falcon, hope you’re getting all the treats and pets you deserve.
a red colored chihuahua resting on a bed with a purple “peep” toy under his chin a red colored chihuahua with his paws on his person’s knee, smiling in the sun a red colored chihuahua smiling in a kitchen an older red colored chihuahua, frosty faced and sticking his tongue out
January 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM