DJH
chgobearsfan.bsky.social
DJH
@chgobearsfan.bsky.social
Fantasy football enthusiast & Chicago native living in Oregon. Big fan of the Bears & Cubs. Consider myself a Democrat/Independent and VERY Anti-Trump.
Did you know that if a dinosaur and a human were to race, the human would be most likely to win.
This is because dinosaurs are dead.
February 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Did you know that the World Record for being underwater the longest is actually held by a fish?
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February 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night.

Ended up with tequila mockingbird.
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February 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
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February 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.

I paid my $2 and the guy says: "Once upon a time there was this lobster."
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January 31, 2025 at 7:27 AM
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.
When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray.
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January 30, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I tried to use my grocery store loyalty card to scrape my windshield.

But I only got 20% off.
January 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
8 Trump Memes... He's going to get all of us killed
January 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I haven't seen my twin brother since I left Australia.

We were separated at Perth.
January 27, 2025 at 10:15 AM
My dog accidentally ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles, so I took him to the vet...

No word yet.
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January 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Pete, the serial flasher, was thinking of retiring, but he's going to stick it out for another year.
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January 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I used to have a job making chess pieces.
I worked the knight shift.
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January 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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January 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
January 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
sports.yahoo.com/bears-report...

Johnson got plenty of credit for his work running the Lions offense.
January 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I've been telling people about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

You know, Raisin Awareness.
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January 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
How cats really feel
January 19, 2025 at 8:04 AM
LMFAO
January 19, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Really? LOL
January 19, 2025 at 8:03 AM
LOL
January 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
We need more commercials like this
January 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Naomi and Lana
January 19, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without permission.

That makes me sick.
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January 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Which member of ABBA was the oldest?

Bjorn. It's easy to remember because he was Bjorn before the others.
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January 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM