DJH
@chgobearsfan.bsky.social
Fantasy football enthusiast & Chicago native living in Oregon. Big fan of the Bears & Cubs. Consider myself a Democrat/Independent and VERY Anti-Trump.
Did you know that if a dinosaur and a human were to race, the human would be most likely to win.
This is because dinosaurs are dead.
This is because dinosaurs are dead.
February 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Did you know that if a dinosaur and a human were to race, the human would be most likely to win.
This is because dinosaurs are dead.
This is because dinosaurs are dead.
Did you know that the World Record for being underwater the longest is actually held by a fish?
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February 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Did you know that the World Record for being underwater the longest is actually held by a fish?
Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night.
Ended up with tequila mockingbird.
Ended up with tequila mockingbird.
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February 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night.
Ended up with tequila mockingbird.
Ended up with tequila mockingbird.
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
Towels.
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February 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
Towels.
I stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.
I paid my $2 and the guy says: "Once upon a time there was this lobster."
I paid my $2 and the guy says: "Once upon a time there was this lobster."
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January 31, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.
I paid my $2 and the guy says: "Once upon a time there was this lobster."
I paid my $2 and the guy says: "Once upon a time there was this lobster."
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.
When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray.
When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray.
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January 30, 2025 at 7:32 AM
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.
When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray.
When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray.
I tried to use my grocery store loyalty card to scrape my windshield.
But I only got 20% off.
But I only got 20% off.
January 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I tried to use my grocery store loyalty card to scrape my windshield.
But I only got 20% off.
But I only got 20% off.
8 Trump Memes... He's going to get all of us killed
January 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
8 Trump Memes... He's going to get all of us killed
I haven't seen my twin brother since I left Australia.
We were separated at Perth.
We were separated at Perth.
January 27, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I haven't seen my twin brother since I left Australia.
We were separated at Perth.
We were separated at Perth.
My dog accidentally ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles, so I took him to the vet...
No word yet.
No word yet.
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January 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
My dog accidentally ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles, so I took him to the vet...
No word yet.
No word yet.
Pete, the serial flasher, was thinking of retiring, but he's going to stick it out for another year.
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January 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Pete, the serial flasher, was thinking of retiring, but he's going to stick it out for another year.
I used to have a job making chess pieces.
I worked the knight shift.
I worked the knight shift.
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January 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I used to have a job making chess pieces.
I worked the knight shift.
I worked the knight shift.
Reposted by DJH
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Johnson got plenty of credit for his work running the Lions offense.
Johnson got plenty of credit for his work running the Lions offense.
January 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Johnson got plenty of credit for his work running the Lions offense.
Johnson got plenty of credit for his work running the Lions offense.
I've been telling people about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
You know, Raisin Awareness.
You know, Raisin Awareness.
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January 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I've been telling people about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
You know, Raisin Awareness.
You know, Raisin Awareness.
We need more commercials like this
January 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
We need more commercials like this
I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without permission.
That makes me sick.
That makes me sick.
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January 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without permission.
That makes me sick.
That makes me sick.
Heads up Chicago...
www.nbcnews.com/news/ice-pla...
www.nbcnews.com/news/ice-pla...
ICE planning major enforcement operation in Chicago after Trump inauguration
A person familiar with the planning said immigrants in Chicago will be targeted in multiple locations. A document reviewed by NBC News said raids will occur over several days.
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January 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Heads up Chicago...
www.nbcnews.com/news/ice-pla...
www.nbcnews.com/news/ice-pla...
Which member of ABBA was the oldest?
Bjorn. It's easy to remember because he was Bjorn before the others.
Bjorn. It's easy to remember because he was Bjorn before the others.
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January 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Which member of ABBA was the oldest?
Bjorn. It's easy to remember because he was Bjorn before the others.
Bjorn. It's easy to remember because he was Bjorn before the others.