Eating a cheeseburger in Anor Londo

I FEEL YOUR HEARARTBEAT TO THE BEAT OF THE DRUM

Bethesda is the lazy partner that does the absolute bare minimum because they know you'll never leave. You don't think you can do better. You don't think you deserve better, but you do. You are enough.

an evil technomancer cursed this man

Doorbell is ONE WORD. Get your shit together, Canadian Tire!

Top review for Ubuntu on the Microsoft Store. Thank you for your service, Kevin.

It's so obvious now.

I do be making the best playlists. #corn

Imagining 16th century American pioneers seeing a giant tornado for the first time as they come on-shore.

Surely this is the fabled land of milk and honey.

I have migrated here to terrorize the locals.

My little bean man just yeeted his own turd across the floor and I'm so proud

I didn't know what this platform was until today, but if it's invite only, I'M GETTING IN