this would have fixed him, canonically

yeah, unfortunately every form of official social media went quiet years ago and it seems like the underlying code hasn't been touched in a while. It seemed like sort of a passion project when it launched, so I guess it's not surprising it ended up like this, but it still sucks to get there.

ughhhh it's such a hassle to set up replacements for all of the convenient features in one place though

no she's the size of An Actual Rabbit

it's like how the problem I often have with porn games is that I do not want to fuck the Porn Game Characters, I want to fuck a game character, who is doing porn

like, I like the occasional boob the size of my head too but sometimes I just want to see a lady whose silhouette is shaped roughly like a rectangle and wearing a modest dress being a little naughty

"Stuffy is a practicing Christian" is the funniest spur-of-the-moment design decision I've ever made because you know she wears the suit to church