ChibiJosh
@chibijosh.bsky.social
One red maple leaf
floating atop the swift stream.
A defiant sailor.
floating atop the swift stream.
A defiant sailor.
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
One red maple leaf
floating atop the swift stream.
A defiant sailor.
floating atop the swift stream.
A defiant sailor.
Sometimes I write
to old friends
just to remind myself
I still exist.
to old friends
just to remind myself
I still exist.
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Sometimes I write
to old friends
just to remind myself
I still exist.
to old friends
just to remind myself
I still exist.
The big lesson I took away from the Netflix series "Doc" is that vengeful assholes are just one severe head trauma away from being kind, compassionate people.
October 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The big lesson I took away from the Netflix series "Doc" is that vengeful assholes are just one severe head trauma away from being kind, compassionate people.
When I was young, I believed I was a zoo exhibit on an alien planet populated by slug monsters. They were tricky, and could change to human form the instant I looked at them. I'd try to trick them by spinning around quickly, but it never worked.
40 years later, I was diagnosed with Autism.
40 years later, I was diagnosed with Autism.
October 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
When I was young, I believed I was a zoo exhibit on an alien planet populated by slug monsters. They were tricky, and could change to human form the instant I looked at them. I'd try to trick them by spinning around quickly, but it never worked.
40 years later, I was diagnosed with Autism.
40 years later, I was diagnosed with Autism.
I will try to make you laugh.
Because in that fleeting moment,
I can feel confident
you don't hate me.
#AutismPoetry
Because in that fleeting moment,
I can feel confident
you don't hate me.
#AutismPoetry
October 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I will try to make you laugh.
Because in that fleeting moment,
I can feel confident
you don't hate me.
#AutismPoetry
Because in that fleeting moment,
I can feel confident
you don't hate me.
#AutismPoetry
Maples blushing red
as if anticipating
soon being naked.
as if anticipating
soon being naked.
October 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Maples blushing red
as if anticipating
soon being naked.
as if anticipating
soon being naked.
He's the kind of guy who will foster in you the belief that there is a just and caring god, just so he can crush it when he betrays you.
September 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
He's the kind of guy who will foster in you the belief that there is a just and caring god, just so he can crush it when he betrays you.
Reposted by ChibiJosh
Doing Statistical Analysis while high:
Hazy 'n' Bayesian
Hazy 'n' Bayesian
July 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Doing Statistical Analysis while high:
Hazy 'n' Bayesian
Hazy 'n' Bayesian
New restaurant idea: Baron von Brunchhausen
July 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
New restaurant idea: Baron von Brunchhausen
Fun fact: a person that is constantly making excuses for the behavior of Australopithecus and Neanderthal is known as an Anthroapologist.
July 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Fun fact: a person that is constantly making excuses for the behavior of Australopithecus and Neanderthal is known as an Anthroapologist.
Doesn't feel great to be living through a cautionary tale.
July 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Doesn't feel great to be living through a cautionary tale.
Notice: You can rhyme "religious" with "deciduous" if you sort of blend the last two syllables. This may prove useful in a theologically-charged forestry management rap battle.
June 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Notice: You can rhyme "religious" with "deciduous" if you sort of blend the last two syllables. This may prove useful in a theologically-charged forestry management rap battle.
I'm gonna say it: Sleep Token is the Bon Iver of metal.
June 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm gonna say it: Sleep Token is the Bon Iver of metal.
Notice: The word "Fahrenheit" rhymes with "Karen Fight" in case you find yourself in an HOA rap battle over approved thermostat settings.
May 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Notice: The word "Fahrenheit" rhymes with "Karen Fight" in case you find yourself in an HOA rap battle over approved thermostat settings.
Asking AI how to deal with the existential anxiety of AI replacing you is a very 2025 activity.
April 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Asking AI how to deal with the existential anxiety of AI replacing you is a very 2025 activity.
Just imagine: if former Survivor champ Parvati used her winnings to open a comedy club in Atlanta, it could be called: The Southern Parvati LOL Center
February 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Just imagine: if former Survivor champ Parvati used her winnings to open a comedy club in Atlanta, it could be called: The Southern Parvati LOL Center
No-one FIGHTS like Gaston!
Or GASLIGHTS like Gaston!
No-one STANDS UP FOR WHITE MALE RIGHTS like Gaston!
Or GASLIGHTS like Gaston!
No-one STANDS UP FOR WHITE MALE RIGHTS like Gaston!
February 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
No-one FIGHTS like Gaston!
Or GASLIGHTS like Gaston!
No-one STANDS UP FOR WHITE MALE RIGHTS like Gaston!
Or GASLIGHTS like Gaston!
No-one STANDS UP FOR WHITE MALE RIGHTS like Gaston!
It's readily apparent that the CEOs championing replacing their rank-and-file workers with AI haven't played through the Delamain missions in Cyberpunk 2077.
February 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
It's readily apparent that the CEOs championing replacing their rank-and-file workers with AI haven't played through the Delamain missions in Cyberpunk 2077.
I'm'a create a hit TV show with a beloved character named Cum Lettuce. Then, when people are discussing the characters around the water cooler someone will be like, "Oh! Cum Lettuce? Adore him!"
January 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I'm'a create a hit TV show with a beloved character named Cum Lettuce. Then, when people are discussing the characters around the water cooler someone will be like, "Oh! Cum Lettuce? Adore him!"
A most excellent leg warmer.
January 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
A most excellent leg warmer.
Fun fact: Crows are the only animal, other than humans, that are capable of feeling disappointment about their offspring.
January 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Fun fact: Crows are the only animal, other than humans, that are capable of feeling disappointment about their offspring.
Oh nice! Adobe Animate gives me a way to at least open the Flash work and experimentation I did in the early aughts. Was kind of bummed I haven't been able to do anything with these files in years.
January 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Oh nice! Adobe Animate gives me a way to at least open the Flash work and experimentation I did in the early aughts. Was kind of bummed I haven't been able to do anything with these files in years.
Going through old files on my hard drive...
January 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Going through old files on my hard drive...
Overall, I quite enjoyed "Cunk on Life", but was a little disappointed they reused so many of the experts from "on Earth". I found the confusion/annoyance/disbelief from some of the newer ones like Brian Cox to be much funnier. The returnees knew what to expect and weren't nearly as phased.
January 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Overall, I quite enjoyed "Cunk on Life", but was a little disappointed they reused so many of the experts from "on Earth". I found the confusion/annoyance/disbelief from some of the newer ones like Brian Cox to be much funnier. The returnees knew what to expect and weren't nearly as phased.