not actually chibi robo
@chibirobo.bsky.social
she/her ☾ 28 year old stale gummy candy from under the couch ☾ probably easy enough to freakify if needed ☾ a real go-threater
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people in lettuce houses shouldn't throw croutons...
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
people in lettuce houses shouldn't throw croutons...
spiking my christmas wine glass full of whiteclaw with non-alcoholic whiteclaw just to feel something
December 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
spiking my christmas wine glass full of whiteclaw with non-alcoholic whiteclaw just to feel something
merry merry merry!! got a coupon for half off my next month of classes on the path of the blade!!
December 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
merry merry merry!! got a coupon for half off my next month of classes on the path of the blade!!
i threatened to photoshop my dad into a snail if he keeps interrupting everyone around him and so far, it's working
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i threatened to photoshop my dad into a snail if he keeps interrupting everyone around him and so far, it's working
konbu cha... save me konbu cha... kelp me in my time of need
December 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
konbu cha... save me konbu cha... kelp me in my time of need
okay this isn't a joke anymore, it's fucking cold out and the cover on sunday evenings is $10. plus there are free raffles to win toys. i love winning raffles!!
i might have to start going to the sex club for swingers just to use the facility's hot tub
December 6, 2025 at 7:18 AM
okay this isn't a joke anymore, it's fucking cold out and the cover on sunday evenings is $10. plus there are free raffles to win toys. i love winning raffles!!
my 5 year plan? home ownership. 10 year plan? witchcraft (part 2). 15 year plan? fursuiting. 20 year plan? steampunk. 25 year plan? fishing. 30 year plan? transgender. 35 year plan? witchcraft (part 3). 40 year plan? writing my memoir. 45 year plan? goth to infinity..........
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
my 5 year plan? home ownership. 10 year plan? witchcraft (part 2). 15 year plan? fursuiting. 20 year plan? steampunk. 25 year plan? fishing. 30 year plan? transgender. 35 year plan? witchcraft (part 3). 40 year plan? writing my memoir. 45 year plan? goth to infinity..........
all i want is to be irrepressibly beautiful and undeniably deadly, is that really too much to ask
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
all i want is to be irrepressibly beautiful and undeniably deadly, is that really too much to ask
i might have to start going to the sex club for swingers just to use the facility's hot tub
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i might have to start going to the sex club for swingers just to use the facility's hot tub
im going to kmf (kill my foes)
I should kill my-
*recalls the oath I swore to work on negative self-thoughts*
my foes. I should slay my enemies. I should lay waste to my opponents.
*recalls the oath I swore to work on negative self-thoughts*
my foes. I should slay my enemies. I should lay waste to my opponents.
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
im going to kmf (kill my foes)
i missed my high school 10 yr reunion i was busy. i was getting high on weed and paladin roleplay
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
i missed my high school 10 yr reunion i was busy. i was getting high on weed and paladin roleplay
baldur's gate oathbreaker knight CALL ME ☎️ let's CHAT
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
baldur's gate oathbreaker knight CALL ME ☎️ let's CHAT
the only bush trimming I do is to keep it out of the neighbor's yards (the thighs realm)
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
the only bush trimming I do is to keep it out of the neighbor's yards (the thighs realm)
I like my bitches difficult to categorize, and challenging to comprehend
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I like my bitches difficult to categorize, and challenging to comprehend
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
is Wicked turning straight women into himejoshis or are they all really just like "and they were very close friends" plus jonathan bailey is there
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
is Wicked turning straight women into himejoshis or are they all really just like "and they were very close friends" plus jonathan bailey is there
despite being a gay ally, my mom won't buy me a fucking sword
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
despite being a gay ally, my mom won't buy me a fucking sword
I'm really glad to have found a rich vein for my novel to tap, a strong pillar to rest everything on, a powerful kernel of truth at my writing's core: faeries is bugs
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I'm really glad to have found a rich vein for my novel to tap, a strong pillar to rest everything on, a powerful kernel of truth at my writing's core: faeries is bugs
15mm diameter iris enlarging contacts will make me more buglike in nature
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 AM
15mm diameter iris enlarging contacts will make me more buglike in nature
they call me greg bc I got the arious
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
they call me greg bc I got the arious
your network is your nest worth. never forget the birds in your bank
if your circle isn't talking about caching grains, predator actions, and cowbird egg mechanics, you need new friends. your network is your nest worth. 🪺
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
your network is your nest worth. never forget the birds in your bank
problematic mage gap. i know more spells than them
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
problematic mage gap. i know more spells than them
i bought a brass shoe horn with a unicorn head on it at a gay thrift store in long beach 5 years ago and if I don't use it regularly I can feel my ancestral dandies and fops frown and go tsk tsk at me
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
i bought a brass shoe horn with a unicorn head on it at a gay thrift store in long beach 5 years ago and if I don't use it regularly I can feel my ancestral dandies and fops frown and go tsk tsk at me
i found him. finite nicholas #infinitynikki
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 AM
i found him. finite nicholas #infinitynikki
lost 2 pink glitter nail press-ons whilst i was journeying the path of the sword
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
lost 2 pink glitter nail press-ons whilst i was journeying the path of the sword