Jeff H
@chicagobonehead.bsky.social
Writer, cinephile, horror nut, Fox Kid, big butt connoisseur (respectfully) (derogatory)
Me looking at how far down the bulge is
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Me looking at how far down the bulge is
This is ridiculous
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This is ridiculous
It’s time to light my home with only candles and pretend I’m a settler surviving winter on the prairie
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It’s time to light my home with only candles and pretend I’m a settler surviving winter on the prairie
Quadzilla the inspiration you are
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Quadzilla the inspiration you are
Divinize by Rosalía
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Divinize by Rosalía
Uncle is such an ugly ass word I think I’m way cuter than the word uncle anyway here’s my new niece Malina
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Uncle is such an ugly ass word I think I’m way cuter than the word uncle anyway here’s my new niece Malina
Thinking about Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda (hornily)
November 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Thinking about Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda (hornily)
Mortal Kombat used to have such a great sense of humor
November 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Mortal Kombat used to have such a great sense of humor
Here’s why I ask: #MortalKombat #DigitalEclipse
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Here’s why I ask: #MortalKombat #DigitalEclipse
There ain’t no strings on me
October 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
There ain’t no strings on me
I like that Judith Hoag’s character in Halloweentown is just “bitch mom”
October 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I like that Judith Hoag’s character in Halloweentown is just “bitch mom”
Hi I’ve been so fucking busy I hate actually working during work I just wanna consume media and work hard at being hot
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hi I’ve been so fucking busy I hate actually working during work I just wanna consume media and work hard at being hot
Nah twin I get you Yellowstone got me feeling cozy like the sleepytime bear
October 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Nah twin I get you Yellowstone got me feeling cozy like the sleepytime bear
Drank one of these at 2 PM and was vibrating within the speed force until 4 am
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Drank one of these at 2 PM and was vibrating within the speed force until 4 am
M&M’s…are…PEOPLE!!!!
October 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
M&M’s…are…PEOPLE!!!!
Boss asked if I had used chatGPT to come up with the names I pitched for a new product
October 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Boss asked if I had used chatGPT to come up with the names I pitched for a new product
“Hi, this is DoorDash connecting you to your Dasher for updates about your order.”
October 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“Hi, this is DoorDash connecting you to your Dasher for updates about your order.”
I just can’t believe there are people not watching real housewives of Salt Lake City
October 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I just can’t believe there are people not watching real housewives of Salt Lake City