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Censoring Onlyfans like it's fuckin Voldemorts name is so telling
January 12, 2026 at 1:01 PM
This but also you get down there just to find out that their guard detail overthrew them 3 months ago and are actually pretty chill guys
December 31, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I hate him so goddamn much
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Going back in time to convince Russian nobility that the word Tsar is cursed or some shit
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The grift winds be shiftin
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Said the Narcissus stan
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Trying to keep all the EVA timelines straight while looking like Doctor Strange looking through the 14 million timelines
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Man is just actually a level 20 Bard.
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The real revelation here is that Musk senior is still alive
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Spear of Justice
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Here's your Thanksgiving dialogue tree:

"Can you believe the Democrats shut down the government?"
"No, but the President is a pedophile."
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I don't know what's more unrealistic that cost per pint or thinking that a Trump lawsuit has enough teeth to stand a snowball's chance in hell of paying out
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Old English Kings would care more about pissing their people off then our current government does I swear to God
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM