Michael Marquis Albright
@chicagomstie.bsky.social
Producer of Chicago's movie-riffing show, www.downinfrontlive.com
He/him
Much like my show, I more comment on other people's posts than post myself. It's not unheard of, but my Replies are significantly more robust than my Posts.
He/him
Much like my show, I more comment on other people's posts than post myself. It's not unheard of, but my Replies are significantly more robust than my Posts.
Woke, ok, sure; it's easier for people with disabilities to read.
Wasteful, though? I need him to unpack that, even knowing I will hate the answer.
Wasteful, though? I need him to unpack that, even knowing I will hate the answer.
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Woke, ok, sure; it's easier for people with disabilities to read.
Wasteful, though? I need him to unpack that, even knowing I will hate the answer.
Wasteful, though? I need him to unpack that, even knowing I will hate the answer.
I don't know how a generation whose favorite movie is Shawshank managed to be in favor of private prisons and prison labor.
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I don't know how a generation whose favorite movie is Shawshank managed to be in favor of private prisons and prison labor.
"I can't imagine doing the thing humans have been doing since the moment they existed without this new thing I invested in" is fucking infomercial talk. He's the intellectual equivalent of a person who can't figure out how to store dry spaghetti.
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"I can't imagine doing the thing humans have been doing since the moment they existed without this new thing I invested in" is fucking infomercial talk. He's the intellectual equivalent of a person who can't figure out how to store dry spaghetti.
How can this be?
This moment is part of my identity.
This moment is part of my identity.
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
How can this be?
This moment is part of my identity.
This moment is part of my identity.
Well, don't thar beat all?
December 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Well, don't thar beat all?
How about beetles?
December 9, 2025 at 6:52 AM
How about beetles?
My brain is trying to fit this into "Happiness" from "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown."
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My brain is trying to fit this into "Happiness" from "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown."
Ironically, they're both being punished and they are the punishment.
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Ironically, they're both being punished and they are the punishment.
It would be less odd if any of them appeared to have any idea what they were talking about.
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It would be less odd if any of them appeared to have any idea what they were talking about.
Ooh, that's one of mine, too.
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Ooh, that's one of mine, too.
* Pick up meds
* Pay bills
* Murder a guy
* Feed Cheri's dog
* Pay bills
* Murder a guy
* Feed Cheri's dog
December 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
* Pick up meds
* Pay bills
* Murder a guy
* Feed Cheri's dog
* Pay bills
* Murder a guy
* Feed Cheri's dog
"Mom, Dad? I don't feel like a girl."
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a close up of a man 's face with a robotic eye on it .
Alt: The Terminator, revealing that his skin suit lost an eye
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"Mom, Dad? I don't feel like a girl."
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What, All I Want For Christmas Is You, Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time, and Last Christmas, arguably?
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
What, All I Want For Christmas Is You, Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time, and Last Christmas, arguably?
And with something tied to powerful memoriesn, like Christmas, the bar to entry for new traditions is *extremely* high. How many "new" Christmas songs have entered the Canon in, say, the lifetime of a Gen Xer?
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
And with something tied to powerful memoriesn, like Christmas, the bar to entry for new traditions is *extremely* high. How many "new" Christmas songs have entered the Canon in, say, the lifetime of a Gen Xer?
Baby Boomers, much like X and Millennials after them, did not go door-to-door demanding Victorian desserts and mulled cider.
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Baby Boomers, much like X and Millennials after them, did not go door-to-door demanding Victorian desserts and mulled cider.
He looks like kiln-fired Silly Putty to me, which probably would be oily.
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
He looks like kiln-fired Silly Putty to me, which probably would be oily.
I think it will be hilarious if Matthew Lillard catching strays is the thing that brings Tarantino down.
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I think it will be hilarious if Matthew Lillard catching strays is the thing that brings Tarantino down.
It's not pronounced "noozie?" That's what I get for not watching the news.
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It's not pronounced "noozie?" That's what I get for not watching the news.
I think it's the look he's going for, anyway.
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I think it's the look he's going for, anyway.
Slurs are so weird, because none of them are as effective or hurtful to be called as "dipshit," and nobody can get mad about that one.
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Slurs are so weird, because none of them are as effective or hurtful to be called as "dipshit," and nobody can get mad about that one.
My dog is allergic to chicken (and wheat -- super annoying set of allergies) but also he wants it very badly, so probably.
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My dog is allergic to chicken (and wheat -- super annoying set of allergies) but also he wants it very badly, so probably.