I’m not going to waste an ounce of energy pretending to be unhappy he’s dead. Sucks for his kids and the bystanders but Charlie Kirk was a fucking stain on our planet and his erasure was a net positive. RIP Bozo.

just found out somebody I hate online has a terminal illness

I don’t see why these guys can’t all be the same guy. Like how many mediocre 40-year old white guys does Hollywood need?

when somebody with a bitmoji pfp is actually hot

“Congratulations, it’s a healthy baby boy! Have you decided on a name?”

“Just smash your face against the keyboard a couple times.”

This is the ideal refrigerator. You may not like it, but this is what peak nutrition looks like.