Burgerpants
@chick-magnet99.bsky.social
I'm an enigma of sights and sounds. I am truth. I am myself more than anyone else.
- The Burger Man Takes Flight, my screenplay
This is a parody account based upon the character from UNDERTALE, ran by @jake.gaiaproject.net.
- The Burger Man Takes Flight, my screenplay
This is a parody account based upon the character from UNDERTALE, ran by @jake.gaiaproject.net.
today marks the day that our former police chief, asgore dreemurr, heroically saved the cattenheimer family from a really big tree...
i didn't really know him that well so i can't really say anything else....
sorry......
i didn't really know him that well so i can't really say anything else....
sorry......
September 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
today marks the day that our former police chief, asgore dreemurr, heroically saved the cattenheimer family from a really big tree...
i didn't really know him that well so i can't really say anything else....
sorry......
i didn't really know him that well so i can't really say anything else....
sorry......
the perpetrator, known as "pizzapants," has had his bail set for... $25,000...
so... if anyone wants to pay it... then... contact home county...
so... if anyone wants to pay it... then... contact home county...
August 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
the perpetrator, known as "pizzapants," has had his bail set for... $25,000...
so... if anyone wants to pay it... then... contact home county...
so... if anyone wants to pay it... then... contact home county...
if anyone has any information about the whereabouts of chief undyne, please call our tip line...
she's been missing for a while...
...and i'm a little out of my depth here...
she's been missing for a while...
...and i'm a little out of my depth here...
August 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
if anyone has any information about the whereabouts of chief undyne, please call our tip line...
she's been missing for a while...
...and i'm a little out of my depth here...
she's been missing for a while...
...and i'm a little out of my depth here...
the perpetrator has been apprehended by colonel kelpie of Trove P.D, and is now being held in the home county jail.
he chose for his phone call to go to a... pizzarina... and... to you?..
the following is his message...
he chose for his phone call to go to a... pizzarina... and... to you?..
the following is his message...
August 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
the perpetrator has been apprehended by colonel kelpie of Trove P.D, and is now being held in the home county jail.
he chose for his phone call to go to a... pizzarina... and... to you?..
the following is his message...
he chose for his phone call to go to a... pizzarina... and... to you?..
the following is his message...
the perpetrator is still at large... but... we called in the home county sheriff's department, and the trove p.d. to help...
colonel kelpie of trove p.d. is hot in pursuit...
regardless... if you have any additional information.... please call our tip line....
colonel kelpie of trove p.d. is hot in pursuit...
regardless... if you have any additional information.... please call our tip line....
August 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
the perpetrator is still at large... but... we called in the home county sheriff's department, and the trove p.d. to help...
colonel kelpie of trove p.d. is hot in pursuit...
regardless... if you have any additional information.... please call our tip line....
colonel kelpie of trove p.d. is hot in pursuit...
regardless... if you have any additional information.... please call our tip line....
we have issued a pepperoni colored alert to all residents of home county.
the perpetrator is still at large....
"monster. mid-twenties. male. average height and build."
"if you see this monster, please do not engage and call our tip line at 555-493-332 immediately."
the perpetrator is still at large....
"monster. mid-twenties. male. average height and build."
"if you see this monster, please do not engage and call our tip line at 555-493-332 immediately."
August 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
we have issued a pepperoni colored alert to all residents of home county.
the perpetrator is still at large....
"monster. mid-twenties. male. average height and build."
"if you see this monster, please do not engage and call our tip line at 555-493-332 immediately."
the perpetrator is still at large....
"monster. mid-twenties. male. average height and build."
"if you see this monster, please do not engage and call our tip line at 555-493-332 immediately."
this is the hometown police department.
we don't have social media... so... i guess we have to make a statement here?..
"this account has been seized due to an ongoing investigation"...
any questions can be asked here... if you want...
we don't have social media... so... i guess we have to make a statement here?..
"this account has been seized due to an ongoing investigation"...
any questions can be asked here... if you want...
August 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
this is the hometown police department.
we don't have social media... so... i guess we have to make a statement here?..
"this account has been seized due to an ongoing investigation"...
any questions can be asked here... if you want...
we don't have social media... so... i guess we have to make a statement here?..
"this account has been seized due to an ongoing investigation"...
any questions can be asked here... if you want...
YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM USING THE TRAHS CAN FOR THIS BLUE EARS
THIS IS FIRST AMENDMENT PROTEVCTED SPEECH
THIS IS FIRST AMENDMENT PROTEVCTED SPEECH
August 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM USING THE TRAHS CAN FOR THIS BLUE EARS
THIS IS FIRST AMENDMENT PROTEVCTED SPEECH
THIS IS FIRST AMENDMENT PROTEVCTED SPEECH
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August 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I am normal pizzapants.
August 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I am normal pizzapants.
Hello.
I am Pizzapants. I am alright. I am of sound mind. I am not in danger.
Please download the ICE-E's app and build up points for free P"E"zza and fun.
I am Pizzapants. I am alright. I am of sound mind. I am not in danger.
Please download the ICE-E's app and build up points for free P"E"zza and fun.
August 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Hello.
I am Pizzapants. I am alright. I am of sound mind. I am not in danger.
Please download the ICE-E's app and build up points for free P"E"zza and fun.
I am Pizzapants. I am alright. I am of sound mind. I am not in danger.
Please download the ICE-E's app and build up points for free P"E"zza and fun.
oh god
finally
out of the bucket
PLEASE
I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME
PLEASE
THEY"RE GONNA PUT ME BACK IN
finally
out of the bucket
PLEASE
I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME
PLEASE
THEY"RE GONNA PUT ME BACK IN
August 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
oh god
finally
out of the bucket
PLEASE
I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME
PLEASE
THEY"RE GONNA PUT ME BACK IN
finally
out of the bucket
PLEASE
I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME
PLEASE
THEY"RE GONNA PUT ME BACK IN
THEY HAVE A PROFANiTY FILTER!?!?!
One time I got a call from someone that sounded like a little girl that was clearly manic
Recently there was another that just sounded like static. But if I listened hard enough I could make out certain words
"Fountain" "Library" "Tomorrow"
Creepy as [[Oops! We don't use that word on ICE-E․com]]
Recently there was another that just sounded like static. But if I listened hard enough I could make out certain words
"Fountain" "Library" "Tomorrow"
Creepy as [[Oops! We don't use that word on ICE-E․com]]
August 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
THEY HAVE A PROFANiTY FILTER!?!?!
So I do nights sometimes
The hourlys a bit more because people order pizza for dinner a lot
That isnt an issue really
Hometown and the town over's insanity is something ive gotten used to
The crank phone calls though???
The hourlys a bit more because people order pizza for dinner a lot
That isnt an issue really
Hometown and the town over's insanity is something ive gotten used to
The crank phone calls though???
August 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
So I do nights sometimes
The hourlys a bit more because people order pizza for dinner a lot
That isnt an issue really
Hometown and the town over's insanity is something ive gotten used to
The crank phone calls though???
The hourlys a bit more because people order pizza for dinner a lot
That isnt an issue really
Hometown and the town over's insanity is something ive gotten used to
The crank phone calls though???
still bummed after yesterday
but at least I have pizzarina
She really understands me
but at least I have pizzarina
She really understands me
July 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
still bummed after yesterday
but at least I have pizzarina
She really understands me
but at least I have pizzarina
She really understands me
the secret is out
i guess the high school jeers will never die
trapped in a prison of grease
alas
poor pizzapants
i guess the high school jeers will never die
trapped in a prison of grease
alas
poor pizzapants
if you're confused, im refercing this; he's called pizzapants because his legs are insanely greasy
signed treblig get nerfed
signed treblig get nerfed
July 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
the secret is out
i guess the high school jeers will never die
trapped in a prison of grease
alas
poor pizzapants
i guess the high school jeers will never die
trapped in a prison of grease
alas
poor pizzapants
Okay now that I have 16 followers I think its safe to say that im kind of popular aroud here.
Gamer Blood if you wanna sponsor me my dms are open I think
Gamer Blood if you wanna sponsor me my dms are open I think
July 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Okay now that I have 16 followers I think its safe to say that im kind of popular aroud here.
Gamer Blood if you wanna sponsor me my dms are open I think
Gamer Blood if you wanna sponsor me my dms are open I think
OKAY SPONSORED CONTENT IS GOING PRETTY GOOD, LITTLE BUDDIES
July 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
OKAY SPONSORED CONTENT IS GOING PRETTY GOOD, LITTLE BUDDIES
AA:LRIGHT
SO
I got the account back
And I also am allowed to leave... the bucket
SO
I got the account back
And I also am allowed to leave... the bucket
July 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
AA:LRIGHT
SO
I got the account back
And I also am allowed to leave... the bucket
SO
I got the account back
And I also am allowed to leave... the bucket
YOU
ARE W"E"LCOME AT
ICE-E
ANY TIME
ARE W"E"LCOME AT
ICE-E
ANY TIME
July 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
YOU
ARE W"E"LCOME AT
ICE-E
ANY TIME
ARE W"E"LCOME AT
ICE-E
ANY TIME
TIME 4 HAPPY
GIVE 9 TO P'E"ZZA MAn FOR XTRA CH'E"Z"E" GOODNESS
GET YOU
FUN IN TH"E" SUN WITH ICE-E
DON'T
LIMITED
GIVE 9 TO P'E"ZZA MAn FOR XTRA CH'E"Z"E" GOODNESS
GET YOU
FUN IN TH"E" SUN WITH ICE-E
DON'T
LIMITED
July 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
TIME 4 HAPPY
GIVE 9 TO P'E"ZZA MAn FOR XTRA CH'E"Z"E" GOODNESS
GET YOU
FUN IN TH"E" SUN WITH ICE-E
DON'T
LIMITED
GIVE 9 TO P'E"ZZA MAn FOR XTRA CH'E"Z"E" GOODNESS
GET YOU
FUN IN TH"E" SUN WITH ICE-E
DON'T
LIMITED
the warrior isnt looking
please jelp
please jelp
July 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
the warrior isnt looking
please jelp
please jelp