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@chickenparmigiana.bsky.social
comedian - i’m struggling everyday
thinking about the guy dressed as harry potter that was djing on halloween who eye fucked me🙏🏻
January 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
thinking about the guy dressed as harry potter that was djing on halloween who eye fucked me🙏🏻
I FUCKING LOVE COMEDYYYYYYY www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYcP1GYu/
This was filmed in Boston on the top balcony of the very last row of the Wilbur Theatre, which is 1000 seat venue. We’ve done something with our show where I can actually go anywhere in the room. And ...
TikTok video by Morgan Jay
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January 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I FUCKING LOVE COMEDYYYYYYY www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYcP1GYu/
youtube premium being $18 if fucking criminal
January 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
youtube premium being $18 if fucking criminal
message to my future significant other: i want to be proposed to on new year’s eve when the clock hits 12 because that’s cute asf with the fireworks. i also want all the attention on me so i need to make a scene so the bigger the better.
January 3, 2025 at 6:35 AM
message to my future significant other: i want to be proposed to on new year’s eve when the clock hits 12 because that’s cute asf with the fireworks. i also want all the attention on me so i need to make a scene so the bigger the better.
i ran downstairs to grab grapes 2 minutes before 12am hit. I grabbed the grapes so fast that an entire vine fell on the floor and grapes went everywhere. THANK GOD max is a wonderful boy because he didn’t eat any of them. I just thought it was funny how we were almost eating grapes together at 12♥️
January 1, 2025 at 8:28 AM
i ran downstairs to grab grapes 2 minutes before 12am hit. I grabbed the grapes so fast that an entire vine fell on the floor and grapes went everywhere. THANK GOD max is a wonderful boy because he didn’t eat any of them. I just thought it was funny how we were almost eating grapes together at 12♥️
starting the year with what i think is food poisoning? so im excited to be detox and skinny for 2025!
December 31, 2024 at 8:19 PM
starting the year with what i think is food poisoning? so im excited to be detox and skinny for 2025!
thinking about michael from vsauce….
December 31, 2024 at 7:40 PM
thinking about michael from vsauce….
i used to wear this smosh merch every single day when i was 11 and i can’t believe the only picture of its existence i could find was this roblox shirt
December 31, 2024 at 5:24 PM
i used to wear this smosh merch every single day when i was 11 and i can’t believe the only picture of its existence i could find was this roblox shirt
i just realized that i’ve literally seen Lynyrd Skynyrd in concert bc i used to be a Usher at a music venue at 16. that also means i saw free bird live and didn’t even realize how iconic the song is. i just remember so many old men wearing confederate flags
December 31, 2024 at 4:56 AM
i just realized that i’ve literally seen Lynyrd Skynyrd in concert bc i used to be a Usher at a music venue at 16. that also means i saw free bird live and didn’t even realize how iconic the song is. i just remember so many old men wearing confederate flags
spotify what kind of bullshit is this? i understand it’s off algorithm, but i 100% listen to better rage than this. punk is literally in my top listened??? the entire playlist is like this. this is why i never hear new music on spotify
December 30, 2024 at 3:16 AM
spotify what kind of bullshit is this? i understand it’s off algorithm, but i 100% listen to better rage than this. punk is literally in my top listened??? the entire playlist is like this. this is why i never hear new music on spotify
people who just log and don’t review movies on letterboxd piss me off. oooo coool you watched a movie? and???? you had no thoughts???? you just wanted others to know you watched it? ok
December 29, 2024 at 3:45 AM
people who just log and don’t review movies on letterboxd piss me off. oooo coool you watched a movie? and???? you had no thoughts???? you just wanted others to know you watched it? ok
my music stats this week is literally bob dylan after bob dylan
December 28, 2024 at 8:19 PM
my music stats this week is literally bob dylan after bob dylan
becoming god tonight! see you in the mornin’ !
December 28, 2024 at 8:11 AM
becoming god tonight! see you in the mornin’ !
why can’t i be blessed with the simple pleasures of stalking my ex’s new gf? why has god given his hottest angel an ex with no social media, the toughest battle that i chose?
December 28, 2024 at 7:06 AM
why can’t i be blessed with the simple pleasures of stalking my ex’s new gf? why has god given his hottest angel an ex with no social media, the toughest battle that i chose?
if you think my hair looks good today would you believe it if i told you this is like day 5-6 hair
December 28, 2024 at 1:42 AM
if you think my hair looks good today would you believe it if i told you this is like day 5-6 hair
just found out my favorite couple influencers are cousins and i literally did have that thought the first time i watched them cause they look identical
December 27, 2024 at 5:02 PM
just found out my favorite couple influencers are cousins and i literally did have that thought the first time i watched them cause they look identical
i’ll know my soulmate when they tell me their favorite childhood movie was Max Keebals Big Move
December 27, 2024 at 12:13 AM
i’ll know my soulmate when they tell me their favorite childhood movie was Max Keebals Big Move
i am here, and i am looking at her. AND SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL 😭
December 26, 2024 at 2:27 AM
i am here, and i am looking at her. AND SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL 😭
a dog just aggressively lurched at me at work while i was taking pictures of a woman and i just had to act like im fine, but my skeleton was literally shivering in fear.
December 26, 2024 at 12:41 AM
a dog just aggressively lurched at me at work while i was taking pictures of a woman and i just had to act like im fine, but my skeleton was literally shivering in fear.
literally just handing my gifts to my family and saying it was either the presents or the wrapping so be glad i bought the presents
December 24, 2024 at 9:50 PM
literally just handing my gifts to my family and saying it was either the presents or the wrapping so be glad i bought the presents
will never forget this one time in elementary school. it was the day before christmas break, and my bus driver was having the kids sing christmas songs. she asked what song next and i (first seat, bc i was shy and had no friends) asked for Santa Baby. no one knew the lyrics it was so awkward
December 24, 2024 at 8:30 PM
will never forget this one time in elementary school. it was the day before christmas break, and my bus driver was having the kids sing christmas songs. she asked what song next and i (first seat, bc i was shy and had no friends) asked for Santa Baby. no one knew the lyrics it was so awkward
is pink cocaine the culprit and why is it making celebrities crazy ? www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYpYoBGj/
The crowd (me) is confused by timmy’s livestream today #timotheechalamet #acompleteunknown
TikTok video by Alyssa | SAHM + HACKS
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December 24, 2024 at 2:21 AM
is pink cocaine the culprit and why is it making celebrities crazy ? www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYpYoBGj/
can we get men to wear spf if we put beef tallow in it
December 23, 2024 at 5:02 PM
can we get men to wear spf if we put beef tallow in it
thinking about how i had sex with this guy years ago, who i thought was the most attractive man. the next day I found out he had a hatred for dachshunds. i literally felt so repulsed by him. instant ick.
December 23, 2024 at 1:02 AM
thinking about how i had sex with this guy years ago, who i thought was the most attractive man. the next day I found out he had a hatred for dachshunds. i literally felt so repulsed by him. instant ick.
when i was younger, the first job i ever said i wanted was comedian. then, as a great comedian, i changed my answer to stripper, because it got a reaction from people. truly tho if i don’t become a comedian, i would make a phenomenal stripper, so look out for me if i bomb stand up.
December 22, 2024 at 7:36 PM
when i was younger, the first job i ever said i wanted was comedian. then, as a great comedian, i changed my answer to stripper, because it got a reaction from people. truly tho if i don’t become a comedian, i would make a phenomenal stripper, so look out for me if i bomb stand up.