I feel you. Here’s the Sonic Solutions digital audio workstation used to edit your show in 1998. Not portable.

America’s strongman needs two hands and a scrunched face to slice a piece of cake.

Do not print postcards of the Time cover with Musk sitting at the Resolute Desk and mail them to DT at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, NW Washington, DC 20500. It would make him very angry. We don’t want him to be upstaged by his puppet master.