Chief Splotches
@chief.splotch.es
Recovering from burnout. Play lots of games while on welfare. When Im not doing that, learning how to play guitar, drawing, writing and found in the gym some. Born in USA, living in NL
Gay, Autistic+ADD, Furry, Anxious, Dumbass. Lives under a rock.
Gay, Autistic+ADD, Furry, Anxious, Dumbass. Lives under a rock.
Thai Wellness Studio Marnda.
I love going here... Being at my friend's house which I call home is already relaxing but this massage parlor always does such a good job...
I love going here... Being at my friend's house which I call home is already relaxing but this massage parlor always does such a good job...
September 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Thai Wellness Studio Marnda.
I love going here... Being at my friend's house which I call home is already relaxing but this massage parlor always does such a good job...
I love going here... Being at my friend's house which I call home is already relaxing but this massage parlor always does such a good job...
Lunch in Zoetermeer with mAh brudda from anudda mudda
September 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Lunch in Zoetermeer with mAh brudda from anudda mudda
Been feeling presentable as of late...
September 5, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Been feeling presentable as of late...
If I look grumpy it's cuz of he sun...
@dave.drgn.dad and I looking fly with our new haircuts yesterday.
@dave.drgn.dad and I looking fly with our new haircuts yesterday.
September 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
If I look grumpy it's cuz of he sun...
@dave.drgn.dad and I looking fly with our new haircuts yesterday.
@dave.drgn.dad and I looking fly with our new haircuts yesterday.
Off to go have lunch with my cousin.
Oh yeah totally forgot to upload some pics of the Efteling from the previous weekend... Oops...
Oh yeah totally forgot to upload some pics of the Efteling from the previous weekend... Oops...
September 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Off to go have lunch with my cousin.
Oh yeah totally forgot to upload some pics of the Efteling from the previous weekend... Oops...
Oh yeah totally forgot to upload some pics of the Efteling from the previous weekend... Oops...
Felt like having something new done to my hair today...
August 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Felt like having something new done to my hair today...
Sometimes I think this would bring me extra motivation...
July 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Sometimes I think this would bring me extra motivation...
Okay I fugging know that if you know my personality some and find out some of the things I am sexually into... That this isnt like too weird... But I am both embarassed and impressed by a friend who outed me so hard without me ever telling him this...
(censored cuz topic is pr0n)
(censored cuz topic is pr0n)
July 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Okay I fugging know that if you know my personality some and find out some of the things I am sexually into... That this isnt like too weird... But I am both embarassed and impressed by a friend who outed me so hard without me ever telling him this...
(censored cuz topic is pr0n)
(censored cuz topic is pr0n)
Eh why not hop on this little train and see where it goes...
March 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Eh why not hop on this little train and see where it goes...
This is how you play HE Roulette in Helldivers2. Grab your barrages, go to an Eradicate mission and the one with the least deaths wins.
Tiebreaker: most friendly fire damage.
Tiebreaker: most friendly fire damage.
February 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is how you play HE Roulette in Helldivers2. Grab your barrages, go to an Eradicate mission and the one with the least deaths wins.
Tiebreaker: most friendly fire damage.
Tiebreaker: most friendly fire damage.
I heard that the best way to bait a werewolf is to show a full moon... I simply dont know what Im doing wrong...
Still not a single werewolf boyfriend xD
Still not a single werewolf boyfriend xD
February 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I heard that the best way to bait a werewolf is to show a full moon... I simply dont know what Im doing wrong...
Still not a single werewolf boyfriend xD
Still not a single werewolf boyfriend xD
When I move into a new house I want to decorate my walls and sneak in just like a few demotivational posters... Like Ill have a guest over and amongst the decor people just find:
February 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
When I move into a new house I want to decorate my walls and sneak in just like a few demotivational posters... Like Ill have a guest over and amongst the decor people just find:
If you live in The Netherlands and you like the following dish... You know that feeling wise winter has started.
October 21, 2024 at 5:20 PM
If you live in The Netherlands and you like the following dish... You know that feeling wise winter has started.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,709,243!
Yay... I was early on something
Yay... I was early on something
September 20, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,709,243!
Yay... I was early on something
Yay... I was early on something
When people annoy you into missing your found family so you rememebr your neighbour gave you polish vodka and your polish friend gave you a shotglass from his hometown <3
Here's to @dave.drgn.dad @greenbiteything.bsky.social @tuiad.bsky.social @kryotic.drgn.dad @warren.gaytor.dad @dorje.stego.dad
Here's to @dave.drgn.dad @greenbiteything.bsky.social @tuiad.bsky.social @kryotic.drgn.dad @warren.gaytor.dad @dorje.stego.dad
May 16, 2024 at 9:30 PM
When people annoy you into missing your found family so you rememebr your neighbour gave you polish vodka and your polish friend gave you a shotglass from his hometown <3
Here's to @dave.drgn.dad @greenbiteything.bsky.social @tuiad.bsky.social @kryotic.drgn.dad @warren.gaytor.dad @dorje.stego.dad
Here's to @dave.drgn.dad @greenbiteything.bsky.social @tuiad.bsky.social @kryotic.drgn.dad @warren.gaytor.dad @dorje.stego.dad
Very unusual here... But very pretty.
May 11, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Very unusual here... But very pretty.
Saw this on a YT vid... Someone asking why 2 guys call each other babe. Stupid as this comment is, Imma start calling people hotcock from now on x'D
February 18, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Saw this on a YT vid... Someone asking why 2 guys call each other babe. Stupid as this comment is, Imma start calling people hotcock from now on x'D
(forgot to mark as mature)
Eh, why not...
Eh, why not...
January 29, 2024 at 11:03 AM
(forgot to mark as mature)
Eh, why not...
Eh, why not...
I dont want to do this to you but at the same time... Memes...
January 28, 2024 at 7:44 PM
I dont want to do this to you but at the same time... Memes...
So I sent a friend this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUdY...
He said mace are not very seductive, so I sent him this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUdY...
He said mace are not very seductive, so I sent him this...
January 16, 2024 at 2:02 PM
So I sent a friend this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUdY...
He said mace are not very seductive, so I sent him this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUdY...
He said mace are not very seductive, so I sent him this...
I commissioned @supernada.nsfw.ac and all I got was this masterpiece that I absolutely love. I upload the low res censored version here because AI likes to steal and also... I dunno... Reasons... Privacy UwU
I almost want to date my own sona... Anyone ever had that happen?
I almost want to date my own sona... Anyone ever had that happen?
December 12, 2023 at 6:23 PM
I commissioned @supernada.nsfw.ac and all I got was this masterpiece that I absolutely love. I upload the low res censored version here because AI likes to steal and also... I dunno... Reasons... Privacy UwU
I almost want to date my own sona... Anyone ever had that happen?
I almost want to date my own sona... Anyone ever had that happen?