Chief
@chieftertron5000.bsky.social
Biggest best baller of Fortnite and aspiring young super soldier.
Lvl 20.
Lvl 20.
I wonder if standing zig-zag would make you an escalator...
Why do my parents expect me to stand up straight when I'm not even straight myself.
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I wonder if standing zig-zag would make you an escalator...
Too many herd animals/products of the system out there. To think that I was once sitting on the edge of establishing myself as an average person and settling for "normal" instead of starting down my path of pursuing higher things. This world really is a joke. Don't ever make being normal your goal.
December 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Too many herd animals/products of the system out there. To think that I was once sitting on the edge of establishing myself as an average person and settling for "normal" instead of starting down my path of pursuing higher things. This world really is a joke. Don't ever make being normal your goal.
Foreskin.
Fiveskin!
Sixskin!!
Eightskin!!!
TWELVESKIN!!!
SIXTEENSKIN!!!!!!
🗣SIXTYNINESKIN!!!🔥🔥🔥
Fiveskin!
Sixskin!!
Eightskin!!!
TWELVESKIN!!!
SIXTEENSKIN!!!!!!
🗣SIXTYNINESKIN!!!🔥🔥🔥
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Foreskin.
Fiveskin!
Sixskin!!
Eightskin!!!
TWELVESKIN!!!
SIXTEENSKIN!!!!!!
🗣SIXTYNINESKIN!!!🔥🔥🔥
Fiveskin!
Sixskin!!
Eightskin!!!
TWELVESKIN!!!
SIXTEENSKIN!!!!!!
🗣SIXTYNINESKIN!!!🔥🔥🔥
Back from FNaFing, 'twas peak cinema.
I wonder if Hungarian dishes make you more hungry instead of filling you up...
Anywho, off to FNaF off to the second FNaF movie.
This should be fun as hell, lol.
Anywho, off to FNaF off to the second FNaF movie.
This should be fun as hell, lol.
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Back from FNaFing, 'twas peak cinema.
I wonder if Hungarian dishes make you more hungry instead of filling you up...
Anywho, off to FNaF off to the second FNaF movie.
This should be fun as hell, lol.
Anywho, off to FNaF off to the second FNaF movie.
This should be fun as hell, lol.
December 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I wonder if Hungarian dishes make you more hungry instead of filling you up...
Anywho, off to FNaF off to the second FNaF movie.
This should be fun as hell, lol.
Anywho, off to FNaF off to the second FNaF movie.
This should be fun as hell, lol.
It's because he works for the illuminati and spends the duration of his day wolfing down Doritos (as an illuminati member he gets a free lifetime supply)
But there is a reason ice bird is a square. I don't know if there is a reason that chuck is a triangle.
I was thinking there were no square birds, but there is. Ice bird
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It's because he works for the illuminati and spends the duration of his day wolfing down Doritos (as an illuminati member he gets a free lifetime supply)
Virginia really should not have tried to hang out with the little boys in spandex before Kakakarrotcake arrived
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Virginia really should not have tried to hang out with the little boys in spandex before Kakakarrotcake arrived
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December 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I'm fooding it! I'm fooding it! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
🗣️Here’s your chance to support an ultra #blue small biz!! 🍦
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My delicious homemade ice cream recipes are now for sale on Payhip!
payhip.com/SweetLosIceC...
🍽️ 🍜 🎥 📸 #food #foodie #foodsky #foodiesky #foodphoto
#foodporn #photooftheday #trending #trendingphoto #icecream #homemadeicecream #bakingsky
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I'm fooding it! I'm fooding it! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
When you start showing yourself some respect for a change and begin to pursue your dreams, those who are still stuck as products of the system will initially act disappointed in your behavior. The reason for this is that they know they might not have a say in what your future holds anymore.
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
When you start showing yourself some respect for a change and begin to pursue your dreams, those who are still stuck as products of the system will initially act disappointed in your behavior. The reason for this is that they know they might not have a say in what your future holds anymore.
Gonna see FNaF 2 next Saturday.
I wonder how hard the post FNaF clarity's gonna hit after like an hour and a half of FNaFing it in the theater
I wonder how hard the post FNaF clarity's gonna hit after like an hour and a half of FNaFing it in the theater
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Gonna see FNaF 2 next Saturday.
I wonder how hard the post FNaF clarity's gonna hit after like an hour and a half of FNaFing it in the theater
I wonder how hard the post FNaF clarity's gonna hit after like an hour and a half of FNaFing it in the theater
I've brought this up once and I'll do it again. Wouldn't it be absolutely amazing if nutting was something that men did in self defense? I'd be in my basement practicing that shit every. single. day.
@the-bungler.bsky.social please shower me in praise for my broken yet perfect imagination.
@the-bungler.bsky.social please shower me in praise for my broken yet perfect imagination.
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I've brought this up once and I'll do it again. Wouldn't it be absolutely amazing if nutting was something that men did in self defense? I'd be in my basement practicing that shit every. single. day.
@the-bungler.bsky.social please shower me in praise for my broken yet perfect imagination.
@the-bungler.bsky.social please shower me in praise for my broken yet perfect imagination.
Went on Cornhub.com and saw a massive corgy consisting of 30 cobs at the very least, all of which got a turn being popped in the kettle at least once. I'm disappointed as hell though, because the guy popping them just threw out the popcorn after it was done.
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Went on Cornhub.com and saw a massive corgy consisting of 30 cobs at the very least, all of which got a turn being popped in the kettle at least once. I'm disappointed as hell though, because the guy popping them just threw out the popcorn after it was done.
Good lore there's penice
@0awen.bsky.social do you agree my dearest friend of many years?
@0awen.bsky.social do you agree my dearest friend of many years?
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Good lore there's penice
@0awen.bsky.social do you agree my dearest friend of many years?
@0awen.bsky.social do you agree my dearest friend of many years?
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I've been watching Beast Wars lately 💙💙💙
#Transformers #Maccadam #Maccadams #OptimusPrimal #BeastWars
#rkgk
#Transformers #Maccadam #Maccadams #OptimusPrimal #BeastWars
#rkgk
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I've been watching Beast Wars lately 💙💙💙
#Transformers #Maccadam #Maccadams #OptimusPrimal #BeastWars
#rkgk
#Transformers #Maccadam #Maccadams #OptimusPrimal #BeastWars
#rkgk
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October 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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"Be true to who you are: caring, sympathetic, kind." Marcus Aurelius
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Be true to who you are: caring, sympathetic, kind." Marcus Aurelius
"Join me in the Fortnite Fucker-dome and we shall forever fuck as Fortnite is sprayed everywhere."
-Some guy who is comparable to Einstein in the intelligence department
-Some guy who is comparable to Einstein in the intelligence department
November 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"Join me in the Fortnite Fucker-dome and we shall forever fuck as Fortnite is sprayed everywhere."
-Some guy who is comparable to Einstein in the intelligence department
-Some guy who is comparable to Einstein in the intelligence department
I just booted up Fortnite and it put me in a 5 minute waiting que that I had to sit and wait through before I could even so much as change my cosmetics.
Fuckin' hell man...
Fuckin' hell man...
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I just booted up Fortnite and it put me in a 5 minute waiting que that I had to sit and wait through before I could even so much as change my cosmetics.
Fuckin' hell man...
Fuckin' hell man...
Eric Cartman, why the actual fuck did you do HRT?
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Eric Cartman, why the actual fuck did you do HRT?
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your dad wanks to Grok
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
your dad wanks to Grok
Ain't nothin' secret about these meeps, I can see them very clearly.
October 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Ain't nothin' secret about these meeps, I can see them very clearly.