chigreenthumb.bsky.social
@chigreenthumb.bsky.social
I had forgotten 5 Alive and now it is the only thing I want to drink
January 24, 2026 at 10:26 PM
When I first read the headline, I thought you were talking about a hotdog and got really worried. Then i read it again and was worried again about the actual dog.
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Do they just spray paint the dirt like they did at the old RFK?
January 13, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Clear tech push. No demand. Should be a business school case study in failure. But "dogshit" is perfect, it should be the new technical term for this kind of fraud.
January 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Who is your favorite bastard? Are there any that afterwards you think eh maybe not THAT bad? Which one would you have a beer with like people kept wanting to with W Bush?
December 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My upstairs neighbor used to have a bulldog who would run across the room and slam into the wall to stop. It also sounded like a bowling alley.
December 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ian is Noah's father. Like actually.
December 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Get fucked Gavin. Reagan was a monster and our country still hasnt recovered from all of the harm done during his administration.
December 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Humans are very bad at risk assessment. The news just reflects this deficiency.
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Why can't he just go be rich quietly somewhere and leave us alone.
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
These ladies are great and run a great coffee shop. Their empanadas are light and tasty and the nutella latte is fantastic. I hope they are even more successful in their new location.
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
No one loves winter, they just prefer living inside heated by fossil fuels and having food shipped to where they live from the opposite side of the planet. Watching electric screens in electrically lit rooms. It's just unnatural.
November 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It seems like they really thought they could just make computer slaves if they spent enough money on computers and nerds.. oops.
October 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Unfortunately.
September 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"bUt whERe wILL tHeY All PaRk!?!?"
September 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Brazil's exports to the US only account for 2% of their GDP. They can tell him to fuck right off.
July 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM