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cunt eastwitch 🦇

@childlessgambino.bsky.social

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lido deck cruise director on the good ship Antifa ⚓ • idiot in the streets; artist in the sheets • I hate your friends and they hate me too✨ • kill your darlings 🔪 fuck AI • one half of @bozemart.bsky.social 🫟 • 🔞 🇵🇸🍉 https://linktr.ee/nansome

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · Aug 25

DENTAL INSURANCE IS A SCAM 🫠🦷 Please take a moment to share or donate re: my partner's ongoing dental expenses, for which his insurance will inexplicably only pay a couple hundred dollars 🦷 Thank you for your time

Xaq-o-lantern @xaq.bsky.social · Aug 6

Phase One is complete (work-wise) and nearly paid off.

From here there is a second smaller phasr that with collectively be another $1500 which will entail fillings and finally a night-guard to protect these babies while I sleep.

I'm so eternally grateful for all of your help

gofund.me/b6e2aaf5

Donate to Help Zach Save His Smile: Urgent Dental Care, organized by Zachary Martin

My name is Zach, I'm a working artist just trying to get by in the middle … Zachary Martin needs your support for Help Zach Save His Smile: Urgent Dental Care

gofund.me

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 2h

they defy physics

cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 2h

I was trying to replace the filter and here he comes to make himself as crushable as possible. he sat here for like ninety seconds! long enough that I could pull out my phone and take a picture! MOVE! YOU TWERP!

me holding an aquarium filter halfway out of the tank, and my betta is just RIGHT in the way of the place where I was about to hang it

cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 2h

I miss my cat and our dog every day, but this is why I have a fish now. and the fish is a betta so he STILL GIVES ME ATTITUDE

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 2h

imagine you have a roommate and they are smaller than you, covered in hair, and they're incoherently drunk 24/7. THAT'S what having a pet is like

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 2h

3am and cat just somehow pushed over an entire bookshelf

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 2h

there is no gentle parenting here! I SAID GET THE FUCK DOWN, MITTENS

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 2h

or when your cat is climbing the blinds that came with the apartment for the ninth time THAT DAY

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 2h

get back to me when your dog has fully climbed onto your kitchen table and is eating the thanksgiving turkey. let me know how calm and measured your reaction is

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 2h

specifically the "I'd NEVER raise my voice at my animal" people. yeah alright

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 2h

people with no pets: ANIMALS ARE PRECIOUS TREASURES MADE OF BLOWN GLASS AND I WOULD NEVER YELL AT THEM AND I'D ALWAYS RUSH TO THEIR AID WHEN THEY MADE A NOISE

pet owners: god damnit Scooter, what is it now

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 2h

people have got to worry about something real

cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 3h

no, not one of these people have ever owned an animal long-term

cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 3h

you don't own a pet I see

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 3h

I saw a discord where they were saying "I bet he ordered a NEW collar to show on stream" like holy shit go outside

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 9h

I think I can do that

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 9h

self care is taking two more Tylenol so you can keep gaming with your back curled like a shrimp

cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 9h

ugh so jealous, wish I were in the area!

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 9h

remember kids, parasociality is a disease. logging off is the cure!

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 9h

coooooooool

cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 9h

homie I can't even be tired anymore. I'm past tired. I'm practically asleep

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 9h

bruhhhhh i knowwwww 😮‍💨 ugh

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 11h

fuck me, for real?

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 11h

a discord I was (keyword: was) in started talking about how "he probably bought a new collar and switched them out" so, no, probably not

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cunt eastwitch 🦇 @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 11h

it's so easy to find pretty much exactly what he was holding in that stream, but of course people are now circulating the conspiracy theory that he went and ordered a different one to show everybody. sure sure sure

No Shock Dog Training Collar on Amazon that looks a lot like the collar being talked about

another No Shock Dog Training Collar on Amazon that looks a lot like the collar being talked about

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illbleed for sego dreancas @impemboganecue.bsky.social · 15h

Some people don't have object permanence but they have takes anyway

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