Similarly, I gave myself a little cut on my wrist when I was ten on the edge of a plastic Cheesecake Factory takeaway box. It barely bled but I still have a scar on my wrist there like 15 years later.

like selling an old Star Wars Lego set sitting in my parents basement for a decade and a half that now makes up a significant part of next months rent because some dork thought it appreciated in value 7x. whatever makes you happy i guess.

cringe gen xers love their little cartoon graphics with milquetoast political messaging. like a little eye-rolling Garfield in the corner of a post that says “supreme court justices used to be apolitical and now they’re in the palms of republicans. we need to go back to the early 1990s.”

First off, because hot and cold water used to (and still do sometimes) come from separate sources (cold from water mains, hot from tanks). But also hot water used to not be potable and was often filled with bacteria, while cold water was. So mixing taps would cause more illness (ie Legionella)

out here using coptic numerals just to own the libs.

huge nick and nora's infinite playlist fan!

god i love chicago deep dish.

This is actually incredibly cute