Revan McCallister
@chilichimp.bsky.social
Floop de doop, that's a goddamn aardvark, Batman!
The Times has aways been an obsequious rag easily swooned by populist authoritarians.
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The Times has aways been an obsequious rag easily swooned by populist authoritarians.
The source of the phrase was satirical.
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The source of the phrase was satirical.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, said “My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, said “My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
“We forged these chains with our deeds in life!”
December 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
“We forged these chains with our deeds in life!”
We are no longer posters.
We are not on bluesky.
We are skeeters.
We are not on bluesky.
We are skeeters.
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
We are no longer posters.
We are not on bluesky.
We are skeeters.
We are not on bluesky.
We are skeeters.
The government just fucking does it.
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The government just fucking does it.
Your dm’s must suck today
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Your dm’s must suck today
Much as I'm glad for the end of a truly horrific ghost-ship, I'm afraid the ghosts are scattering to make other ghost ships that will just be harder to spot in the short term.
December 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Much as I'm glad for the end of a truly horrific ghost-ship, I'm afraid the ghosts are scattering to make other ghost ships that will just be harder to spot in the short term.
Dude's just vibing through life and demands that we all abandon work-life balance.
December 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Dude's just vibing through life and demands that we all abandon work-life balance.
Voters should probably not put their names or addresses on the outside of envelopes in Ohio... or just early vote/mail vote by dropping it in the ballot drop off on E-day.
December 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Voters should probably not put their names or addresses on the outside of envelopes in Ohio... or just early vote/mail vote by dropping it in the ballot drop off on E-day.
We don't get decades. We get until the first midterms, otherwise the presidency is a failure in every form of media.
December 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
We don't get decades. We get until the first midterms, otherwise the presidency is a failure in every form of media.
Cheerwine fucking OWNS.
December 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Cheerwine fucking OWNS.
90% certain this proves that time travel is real.
December 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
90% certain this proves that time travel is real.
That's now how originalism works. They just make up their conclusion and work backwards through time to find the justification (whether or not it fits) and then ignore whatever dumb thing the democrat counsel said and rule the republican culture the victor.
December 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
That's now how originalism works. They just make up their conclusion and work backwards through time to find the justification (whether or not it fits) and then ignore whatever dumb thing the democrat counsel said and rule the republican culture the victor.
Pam Bondi is stunning in this original Rob Liefeld.
December 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Pam Bondi is stunning in this original Rob Liefeld.
Self-dealing doesn't count, Steve.
But just wait and see, it'll trickle down very soon!
But just wait and see, it'll trickle down very soon!
December 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Self-dealing doesn't count, Steve.
But just wait and see, it'll trickle down very soon!
But just wait and see, it'll trickle down very soon!
"When the government pays for something, that means it's not working"
But enough about your congressional salary.
But enough about your congressional salary.
December 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"When the government pays for something, that means it's not working"
But enough about your congressional salary.
But enough about your congressional salary.
Drugs are weapons of mass destruction now.
December 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Drugs are weapons of mass destruction now.
I've got a ruling against your national security, bub. *grabs crotch and jostles it a bit*
Fack auff
Fack auff
December 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I've got a ruling against your national security, bub. *grabs crotch and jostles it a bit*
Fack auff
Fack auff
What? Shut up, man.
December 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
What? Shut up, man.
okay, how? Is there alike an e-mail? Some kind of petition system?
December 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
okay, how? Is there alike an e-mail? Some kind of petition system?