Alejandra
@chillpillzasmr.bsky.social
ASMR YouTuber. Elon hater. Brunch lover.
My curse is that every time I go to Buffalo Exchange to sell someone with boxes full of clothes is ahead of me.
October 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My curse is that every time I go to Buffalo Exchange to sell someone with boxes full of clothes is ahead of me.
I love waking up early enough to go to a cute little coffee shop before work. Love love love.
October 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I love waking up early enough to go to a cute little coffee shop before work. Love love love.
It's mellowcreme time.
September 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It's mellowcreme time.
I have been volunteering at a bunny sanctuary in SE Portland since the beginning of July and it's been so wonderful to get to know the bunnies. Not sure why I haven't posted them before but the cuteness needs to be shared!
August 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I have been volunteering at a bunny sanctuary in SE Portland since the beginning of July and it's been so wonderful to get to know the bunnies. Not sure why I haven't posted them before but the cuteness needs to be shared!
69 days till Autumn! 🍁🍂🎃
July 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
69 days till Autumn! 🍁🍂🎃
I am finally on the last chapter of The Return of the King. I can cry.
July 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I am finally on the last chapter of The Return of the King. I can cry.
To the person who left Lush products in the shared pantry at the park near me: you're wonderful. 💕 You deserve the world.
July 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
To the person who left Lush products in the shared pantry at the park near me: you're wonderful. 💕 You deserve the world.
Have yet to watch a Netflix original series that ends well. They just always go to shit.
June 28, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Have yet to watch a Netflix original series that ends well. They just always go to shit.
I deactivated my Instagram so now when my friends tell me about their days, it's like a little surprise because I haven't seen content about it and I love it.
June 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I deactivated my Instagram so now when my friends tell me about their days, it's like a little surprise because I haven't seen content about it and I love it.
There's a special place in hell for people who take phone calls on the bus.
May 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
There's a special place in hell for people who take phone calls on the bus.
This could be us but you're stupid.
April 3, 2025 at 6:25 AM
This could be us but you're stupid.
One thing about me is that if your windows don't have curtains or blinds, I'm going to look inside. I am a curious being. I cannot be changed.
February 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
One thing about me is that if your windows don't have curtains or blinds, I'm going to look inside. I am a curious being. I cannot be changed.
Sometimes I wonder what my journal would say if it could talk.
February 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Sometimes I wonder what my journal would say if it could talk.
*pressure intensifies*
February 3, 2025 at 9:52 AM
*pressure intensifies*
I really do love how soft the word "soft" sounds.
January 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I really do love how soft the word "soft" sounds.
Last night at the club I was butt naked on a bed with only my boots on and I clanked my boots together like strippers do and I felt my feminine power surge through my body. Would recommend.
January 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Last night at the club I was butt naked on a bed with only my boots on and I clanked my boots together like strippers do and I felt my feminine power surge through my body. Would recommend.
Tonight was my first Christmas Eve alone and you know what? It was not too shabby. Doing what I wanted to do all day? Fabulous. Not having to stress about buying gifts? Even better.
December 25, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Tonight was my first Christmas Eve alone and you know what? It was not too shabby. Doing what I wanted to do all day? Fabulous. Not having to stress about buying gifts? Even better.
I haven't had a bag of Hot Cheetos in a couple weeks. I'm a changed woman now.
July 27, 2023 at 6:42 AM
I haven't had a bag of Hot Cheetos in a couple weeks. I'm a changed woman now.
Humans aren't meant to be working 5 days out of the week. We are meant to lounge and eat various Flaming Hot chips.
July 26, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Humans aren't meant to be working 5 days out of the week. We are meant to lounge and eat various Flaming Hot chips.
Is possumeveryhour on here yet?
July 25, 2023 at 11:23 PM
Is possumeveryhour on here yet?