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The Nefarious Gnome
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A public catalogue of my hobby-art
20 cycles around the sun
🍄Bluesky Enchanted Forest fellow 🍄

🔞I will be posting and liking drawn genitals. Minors PUH-LEASE DNI. 🔞
Pinned
Most pleasant dae enchanted forest

My name is Lobster and I’m a delightful gnomish-type fellow that loves to fish and paint.

I’m sure we’ll be the fondest of companions unless ye are: proshipper/pedophile/nazi/zoophile. A THOUSAND PLAGUES if ye are one of those four.
a person dressed as a wizard is using a vacuum cleaner in a garage
ALT: a person dressed as a wizard is using a vacuum cleaner in a garage
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Alright alright I'm here. Where my weird little mushroom folk?
November 17, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Working in my hermitage...
November 15, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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Phyllotopsis nidulans - Stinking orange oyster 🌱

#Mushroom #Fungus #Fungi #AMushroomADay #FungiFriends
November 9, 2024 at 4:53 PM
November 8, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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Neobulgaria pura - Beech jelly-disc 🌱

#Mushroom #Fungus #Fungi #AMushroomADay #FungiFriends
November 7, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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Peziza varia - Layered cup 🌱

#Mushroom #Fungus #Fungi #AMushroomADay #FungiFriends
November 6, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Finally let free of mine blue messenger bird for good. All my future missives will be carried by butterfly
November 6, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Uh oh Forest Friends.
November 6, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Called a witch wench and now I’ve awoke with plague

Need advice on lifting magical maladies ASAP
November 4, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Attended a concert that played King Crimson far from mine merry abode yesterday…. I’m beset with hangover and headache now. Any alchemists have a miracle cure?
November 2, 2024 at 3:43 PM
1 hour sketch of an odd forest sprite I happened upon
November 1, 2024 at 10:43 AM
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some things ive made. promise i have gotten better and will continue to get better
November 1, 2024 at 6:37 AM
All hallow’s eve has finally ended! No more ghasts and witches to haunt my merry woods!
November 1, 2024 at 10:40 AM
#6 now. Fuck My Gnome Life.
5th time this week I’ve had to tame a new squirrel mount after yet another wizard’s knave homunculi ate the last!
October 31, 2024 at 2:14 AM
5th time this week I’ve had to tame a new squirrel mount after yet another wizard’s knave homunculi ate the last!
October 30, 2024 at 10:13 AM
👽
October 29, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Idle scrawlings with mine friend
October 28, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Enjoying a cup of morning dew while the sun rises over my enchanted glen. Life could nary be better
October 28, 2024 at 10:41 AM
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More rain🌧️, more mushrooms🍄 in my forest garden.
#FungiFriends
October 27, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Foul clinician that knows nothing but sleeping on the job and malpractice
October 27, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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.𖥧𖤣 pixie cup land 𖤣𖥧.
October 25, 2024 at 2:43 PM
WIP
October 26, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Those wizards are plotting something in that #councilofmages of theirs and I don’t fancy it one bit…
October 24, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Been brewing the potion that blows you up and selling them to the bog goblins.

How do they keep falling for this??? Are they truly that full of mind?
October 23, 2024 at 4:12 PM