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this is why they considered kubrick a master of product placement
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
chimney.bsky.social
5.50 for Stppercene also seems like a lot for the 70s, adjusted to inflation that’d be $32.81 today!
screenshot of an inflation calculator, with fillable fields and their contents represented in [brackets], text reads: “The U.S. Inflation Calculator measures the dollar's purchasing power over time. Inflation Calculator If in [1974] I purchased an item for $[5.50] then in [2025] that same item would cost: $32.81 Cumulative rate of inflation: 3180.8% Calculate (button)”
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
chimney.bsky.social
nintendo is holding my pokemon for ransom
screenshot of a pop up prompt on the pokemon home app. when you open the app your “basic box” shows 30 pokemon, and there’s a button that says “Pokemon not in Basic Box: 1258” the prompt then explains that if i want to see my other 1258 pokemon i need to pay nintendo $15.99 a year (or else). text on the prompt reads: Basic Box To view all of your Pokémon, you would need to change your current plan to a Premium Plan. Would you like to change your plan? Cancel OK Pokémon not in Basic Box 1258 #
October 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
chimney.bsky.social
never met an under achiever that likes getting yelled at every day, sounds effective
screenshot of article that shows that in studies, it’s mostly inept jerks that sign up to be gestapo agents. text reads: Why Underachievers Dominate Secret Police Organizations: Evidence from Autocratic Argentina by Adam Scharpf and Christian Gläßel GIGA German Institute of Global and Area Studies University of Mannheim Abstract: Autocrats depend on a capable secret police. Anecdotal evidence, however, often characterizes agents as surprisingly mediocre in skill and intellect. To explain this puzzle, this article focuses on the career incentives underachieving individuals face in the regular security apparatus. Low-performing officials in hierarchical organizations have little chance of being promoted or filling lucrative positions. To salvage their careers, these officials are willing to undertake burdensome secret police work. Using data on all 4,287 officers who served in autocratic Argentina (1975-83), we study biographic differences between secret police agents and the entire recruitment pool. We find that low-achieving officers were stuck within the regime hierarchy, threatened with discharge, and thus more likely to join the secret police for future benefits. The study demonstrates how state bureaucracies breed mundane career concerns that produce willing enforcers and cement violent regimes. This has implications for the understanding of autocratic consolidation and democratic breakdown. Replication Materials: The data and materials required to verify the computational reproducibility of the results, procedures and analyses in this article are available on the American Journal of Political Science Dataverse within the Harvard Dataverse Network, at: https://doi.org/10.7910/DVN/PGFOXW (link) "We don't want clever people. We want medio-crities." —Officer, Greek Military Police police forces run extensive spying networks to surveil and detect conspiring enemies within the elite, the security apparatus, and society at large. Acting on the suspicion
October 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
chimney.bsky.social
damn rip the i initiative’s perfect dark
screenshot from linked article in above post, text reads: “Microsoft announced company-wide layoffs in July, reportedly resulting in as many as 9,000 people being laid off across all of its departments, and multiple projects were cancelled, including Rare's Everwild and The Initiative's Perfect Dark (the latter studio was also closed). In further unpopular news for fans, Microsoft announced a 50% price increase to Xbox Game Pass Ultimate last month. The company has also raised the price of Xbox consoles twice this year.”
October 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
chimney.bsky.social
here’s what i’m thinking
two drawings of a large pumpkin carriage with large wheels. light from some small windows and the observation deck can be seen. in the first image the pumpkin carriage is rolling across land, with a road and house in the foreground (very small compared to the pumpkin) and mountains and trees in the background for scale. the pumpkin is very large. the second image shows the same pumpkin carriage but it has rolled off of the shore and into the ocean and is floating like a large cruise ship
October 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
chimney.bsky.social
had a late lunch out today #goodlunch
plates on a diner table plate 1: an omlette, fried breakfast potatoes with green onions side plate: english muffin plate 2: fried chicken on a bed of lettuce with french fries side plate: mashed potatoes side plate: cornbread and butter with honey not shown: mozzarella sticks, coca-cola, coors light #GoodLunch
October 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
chimney.bsky.social
talk about a series that keeps getting better and better. i finished the whole quadrilogy
letterboxd recent activity which shows (in order from most recent): - 28 years later (4 stars) - 28 weeks later (4 stars) - 28 days later (3.5 stars) - 28 days (3 stars) #letterboxd #filmsky #movies #movie #film #28 #days #weeks #months #years #later #28dayslater #28weekslater #28monthslater #28days #sandrabullock #dannyboyle #cillianmurphy
October 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
chimney.bsky.social
there’s these little scissors with rounded ends that make trimming a bit easier
little scissors with rounded ends
October 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
chimney.bsky.social
received this survey from my congressman
screenshot of survey that says: “I want to hear from you: Do you agree that Members of Congress should not get paid during a government shutdown? (box) Yes, Members of Congress should not get paid during a government shutdown. (box) No, Members of Congress should continue receiving a paycheck during a government shutdown. By responding to this survey, you are subscribing to e-newsletter updates from my office. Submit” (button)
October 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
chimney.bsky.social
this is exactly it #bb27

an excerpt from the article:

"Big Brother is supposed to be about strategy and votes, not sudden death comps that blindside a fan favorite."
screenshot from the above article, text reads: Another added: "Big Brother is supposed to be about strategy and votes, not sudden death comps that blindside a fan favorite." The consensus? Fans overwhelmingly believe the White Locust twist crossed a line - and now, all eyes are on production to see how they manage the growing backlash.
September 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
chimney.bsky.social
im done #bb27
screenshot of subscription page on iOS, showing a previously active paramount+ subscription that has now been cancelled and will expire september 15th
September 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
chimney.bsky.social
HGs says they think the feeds are off

“you are not allowed to talk abt prod”

will says theyre trying to hold back info abt rachel

kelley walks up, ava says that will thinks the feeds are off because THEYRE TRYING TO HOLD BACK INFO ABOUT RACHEL BEING GONE

kelley agrees and walks away
September 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
chimney.bsky.social
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tweet from julie chen (host of big brother) that says: “Sometimes it's as if people are watching two different shows 🙃🍿”
September 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
chimney.bsky.social
well @corskeezy.bsky.social, do you have anything to say for yourself #bb25 #bb27
a very stern julie chen during bb2 justin’s ejection interview
August 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
chimney.bsky.social
an image of the adult swim show “squidbillies” main characters. they are all poorly drawn squids, the main one is a squid wearing an oversized trucker hat that says “booty hunter” and is drinking a beer. an older lady squid next to him is made up with a large 80s blowout hairdo with makeup and nails to match. there’s an elderly lady squid behind them in a walker and a younger squid in front with acne and a mullet. some kind of screaming thing behind them possibly human
August 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
chimney.bsky.social
“yeah hey im all for equal rights in theory sure, but woah yknow what, what theyre saying like, these ‘hardcore feminists’ they want these rights that are just wayyyyy to equal for me to be comfortable”
the meme of the bro explaining to the girl but bb27 morgan’s face has been photoshopped over the guy in the photo and given some sunglasses to match the meme’s vibe, and a poorly cut out picture of bb27 vince’s face has been photoshopped over the girl from the meme. all to make it look like morgan is the one mansplaining to vince
August 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
chimney.bsky.social
rachel’s mist #bb27
bb27 rachel reilly looking directly into the camera knowingly and menacingly
August 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
chimney.bsky.social
this may be the moment this cast has been waiting for #bb27
screenshot of a message shared in the big brother 27 chatbcc alumni group chat from pluto tv that says “to my knowledge The Wall will be on feeds <3” the (tonight queen?) meme with the texts but edited to say text from monday 1:39 PM : “wall comp tonite 👀” text from yesterday 3:11 PM: “wall comp tonight queen??” text from today 12:44 PM: “wall comp tonite 👀”
August 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
chimney.bsky.social
the bluesky sage has spoken #bb27
an edit of the image above blue sky sage (red stuffed animal with a little santa hat, human sized glasses and a watch for a necklace holds up a blue pen) where the blue sky sage is now in a gold frame with text that says “the blue sky sage has spoken”
August 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
chimney.bsky.social
the lashes are comin off #bb27
August 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
chimney.bsky.social
is it the memory wall curse or is the mastermind systematically taking out the houseguests one by one #bb27
bb27 memory wall split into 2 sides (left and right), each side features 9 picture frames for a total of 18 frames for the 17 houseguests (the left side has an empty picture frame) so far only people from the left side have been evicted, the evicted houseguests have red X’s drawn over their portraits. left: zach (x), mickey, ava, zae (x), jimmy (x), lauren, amy (x), adrian (x), empty frame right: rylie, morgan, kelley, will, rachel, katherine, vince, keanu, ashley the bb27 mastermind, looks like the jigsaw killer from the saw movies but with a red mask instead and brown leather hooded jacket
August 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
chimney.bsky.social
omg she did it yes rachel!!!! #bb27
screenshot of jokers updates that shows the entire bb27 cast, namely: - rachel as hoh - noms: mickey, morgan, vince
August 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
chimney.bsky.social
she’s laying so incredibly low that she’s not even making the episodes #bb27
screenshot from chatbcc where bb15 winner andy herren posted: “ZERO diary rooms in three episodes. No one is doing it like her. Obsessed.” and put a picture of bb27 lauren
August 15, 2025 at 9:49 AM
chimney.bsky.social
honestly i would love to see a Big Brother: All Winners season #bb27
a chatbcc screenshot of bb24 winner taylor hale responding to bb15 winner andy herren: - andy’s post said: “Taylor I will say so many bad things about you if we are on the block against one another on All Winners 💙💙💙” - taylor’s response was: “I'll take it with a smile and get even nastier! I haven't been able to get mean on TV yet 😈”
August 15, 2025 at 9:15 AM