David Allison
@chimpchomp.bsky.social
“SPIDER-MAN’S DESIGN WAS STOLEN FROM KELLY FREAS” I scream into the void as I am dragged away by Disney+ Soldiers
December 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“SPIDER-MAN’S DESIGN WAS STOLEN FROM KELLY FREAS” I scream into the void as I am dragged away by Disney+ Soldiers
I think his first misstep was killing all those kids
December 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I think his first misstep was killing all those kids
I’d like to watch a posthumous Bear Suit style documentary about this theoretical guy
December 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’d like to watch a posthumous Bear Suit style documentary about this theoretical guy
Crash it in ditches
You’ll need more than stitches
You’ll bleed from the back of your
Medulla-ah
You’ll need more than stitches
You’ll bleed from the back of your
Medulla-ah
December 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Crash it in ditches
You’ll need more than stitches
You’ll bleed from the back of your
Medulla-ah
You’ll need more than stitches
You’ll bleed from the back of your
Medulla-ah
Vat City sounds like a rejected Fallout location that’s teeming with Super Mutants
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Vat City sounds like a rejected Fallout location that’s teeming with Super Mutants
Michelle Monaghan trap me in a vault with 35mm film prints from the 1930’s while giving a seven minute monologue on the famous fragility and flammability of nitrite film as a metaphor for humanity’s inevitable self-destruction before flicking a lit cigarette at my chest
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Michelle Monaghan trap me in a vault with 35mm film prints from the 1930’s while giving a seven minute monologue on the famous fragility and flammability of nitrite film as a metaphor for humanity’s inevitable self-destruction before flicking a lit cigarette at my chest
Their Jesus didn’t rise, he just stayed in the cave and became Grinch
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Their Jesus didn’t rise, he just stayed in the cave and became Grinch
Technically it was a Neutral Wizard
December 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Technically it was a Neutral Wizard
Chewie looks like he plays in the Rock a Fire Explosion
December 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Chewie looks like he plays in the Rock a Fire Explosion
Inventing Dracula is what they were doing working in that lab late one night
December 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Inventing Dracula is what they were doing working in that lab late one night
I had forgotten about this masterpiece
December 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I had forgotten about this masterpiece
I can’t believe that in this holy season that anyone would claim that Batman DOESN’T smell, it’s right there in the first line of the song.
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I can’t believe that in this holy season that anyone would claim that Batman DOESN’T smell, it’s right there in the first line of the song.
He holds the QB record for saying “dagnabbit” by a wide margin
December 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
He holds the QB record for saying “dagnabbit” by a wide margin
He was not joking about the consequences for not fixing your hearts
December 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
He was not joking about the consequences for not fixing your hearts
Or is it ice cream what just not been frozen yet, food for thought
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Or is it ice cream what just not been frozen yet, food for thought
In the era I was renting every single movie that Bruce Campbell was in (according to my Video Movie Guide) this was one of the unfortunately rare “good ones.”
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
In the era I was renting every single movie that Bruce Campbell was in (according to my Video Movie Guide) this was one of the unfortunately rare “good ones.”
This is my favorite Garth Merenghi adaptation
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is my favorite Garth Merenghi adaptation
