This is Porkchop.

Earlier on our walk (before I was betrayed by EVIL food) we encountered the neighborhood slightly fancy pigeon. He’s a little taller than the rest and has fancy feather booties.

We were trying to name him but couldn’t think of a fitting moniker at the time

We’re calling him Porkchop.

Me to my concerned bf:

Am I at least barfing in the ‘hot and troubled’ way? ;_;

I’m on a quest to meet more Ching-Chings. I’m at 3 so far (variant spellings included)

I’ve had 8 years to think about it and I’m still confused

I haven’t thought about DBZ for years

Great Argus Pheasant?

I sent you an email to connect! You saw my butthole fact pls respond 🥺

Looks like someone already linked the Deuterostome wiki page! Came here to do that, but I’m happy to chat about butt teeth instead :)

I’d also call any silly animals I find while herping herp derps. Just a herp derp finding other herp derps.