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I don’t know if this’ll reach any sort of drumming side of BlueSky, but here’s a vid of me drumming!
I miss seeing movies with my friends
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I miss seeing movies with my friends
Saw a baby that looked exactly like Stellan Skarsgård and I can’t unsee it.
October 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Saw a baby that looked exactly like Stellan Skarsgård and I can’t unsee it.
Renewed my passport just in time for the government to shut down LOL
October 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Renewed my passport just in time for the government to shut down LOL
Of course when I have money to spend on drums Facebook marketplace is ass
September 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Of course when I have money to spend on drums Facebook marketplace is ass
Becoming Asian this week (through marriage)
August 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Becoming Asian this week (through marriage)
If aliens are really on their way to earth and we see them later this year, they should send me to see what’s up cause I’ll be chill as fuck about it
August 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If aliens are really on their way to earth and we see them later this year, they should send me to see what’s up cause I’ll be chill as fuck about it
The sad moment I reach for the bidet knob in the work bathroom but it’s not there 😞
July 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The sad moment I reach for the bidet knob in the work bathroom but it’s not there 😞
I’m having a metalcore summer
July 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I’m having a metalcore summer
Second day in a row I woke up with only partial hearing in my right ear 😬
June 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Second day in a row I woke up with only partial hearing in my right ear 😬
If you’re purity testing an openly left-leaning band for having signage for Free Palestine and Fuck Tr*mp & playing a questionable billionaire’s festival, you’re part of the problem. 🤷♂️
June 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
If you’re purity testing an openly left-leaning band for having signage for Free Palestine and Fuck Tr*mp & playing a questionable billionaire’s festival, you’re part of the problem. 🤷♂️
We’ve gotta be close to having a real life superhero popping up soon, right?
June 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
We’ve gotta be close to having a real life superhero popping up soon, right?
I will continue publicly calling for Deadmau5 to let me borrow the head before his set so I can wear it at mine. Same day same festival, I don’t see the issue 🤷♂️
June 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I will continue publicly calling for Deadmau5 to let me borrow the head before his set so I can wear it at mine. Same day same festival, I don’t see the issue 🤷♂️
Why does having diarrhea at work when my boss’s boss’s boss is here feel like a sitcom episode
June 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Why does having diarrhea at work when my boss’s boss’s boss is here feel like a sitcom episode
Not my soon to be divorced coworker watching compilation videos of fake gold digger tik toks.
June 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Not my soon to be divorced coworker watching compilation videos of fake gold digger tik toks.
“I can’t wait until I wake up and my body doesn’t hurt anymore.”
“I think that’s called death.”
“I think that’s called death.”
May 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
“I can’t wait until I wake up and my body doesn’t hurt anymore.”
“I think that’s called death.”
“I think that’s called death.”
Why did I think I could plan two tours, two out of town festivals, and a big ass wedding this year while keeping my sanity
May 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Why did I think I could plan two tours, two out of town festivals, and a big ass wedding this year while keeping my sanity
Me to an out-of-town venue:
“Is there a way you can send us the money from our show last week?”
Said venue:
“Yeah come by after 5:00 to get your money.”
Me: “We live out of town, are you able to mail a check or something?”
Venue:
“Yeah come by after 5:00 to get your money.”
🙃🙃🙃
“Is there a way you can send us the money from our show last week?”
Said venue:
“Yeah come by after 5:00 to get your money.”
Me: “We live out of town, are you able to mail a check or something?”
Venue:
“Yeah come by after 5:00 to get your money.”
🙃🙃🙃
April 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Me to an out-of-town venue:
“Is there a way you can send us the money from our show last week?”
Said venue:
“Yeah come by after 5:00 to get your money.”
Me: “We live out of town, are you able to mail a check or something?”
Venue:
“Yeah come by after 5:00 to get your money.”
🙃🙃🙃
“Is there a way you can send us the money from our show last week?”
Said venue:
“Yeah come by after 5:00 to get your money.”
Me: “We live out of town, are you able to mail a check or something?”
Venue:
“Yeah come by after 5:00 to get your money.”
🙃🙃🙃
Thinking about quitting my I.T. job to get into bartending for the sole purpose of being able to book all these out of town shows I’m doing this year lmao
April 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Thinking about quitting my I.T. job to get into bartending for the sole purpose of being able to book all these out of town shows I’m doing this year lmao
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Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
April 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
Do I have long-covid or am I just always going to be cold and internally fatigued?
April 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Do I have long-covid or am I just always going to be cold and internally fatigued?
Talking to my friend from the Netherlands and boy does their way of life make me want to move Lisa and I there 🇳🇱
March 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Talking to my friend from the Netherlands and boy does their way of life make me want to move Lisa and I there 🇳🇱
Stress stress stress stress
March 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Stress stress stress stress
Took the QuikTrip wellness juice shot when I got into work and I’ve been on the toilet for 30 minutes
March 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Took the QuikTrip wellness juice shot when I got into work and I’ve been on the toilet for 30 minutes
The texts I receive:
March 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The texts I receive:
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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.