Beware of those who spend their last $15 on watch to trade yours with a top of the line Rolex
December 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Beware of those who spend their last $15 on watch to trade yours with a top of the line Rolex
Not everyone likes you as much as you think they do, aren’t there medications you have to take?
December 14, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Not everyone likes you as much as you think they do, aren’t there medications you have to take?
Why even bother ruining the system or showing up for something you can’t even afford to be a part of?
December 14, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Why even bother ruining the system or showing up for something you can’t even afford to be a part of?
When you’re snowboarding, and that fatal moment when the guy you’ve been riding the mountain with takes off their gear and you realise they’re ugly and you wasted a good outfit. #nouglies
December 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
When you’re snowboarding, and that fatal moment when the guy you’ve been riding the mountain with takes off their gear and you realise they’re ugly and you wasted a good outfit. #nouglies
Be extra loyal with the gorgeous white boys and follow their beautiful girlfriends
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Be extra loyal with the gorgeous white boys and follow their beautiful girlfriends
Currently: I don’t want to leave my grandmothers house
What do we do?
What do we do?
December 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Currently: I don’t want to leave my grandmothers house
What do we do?
What do we do?
Reward? A priceless friendship? Duh.
December 13, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Reward? A priceless friendship? Duh.
This one is for all the girls, defend your sisters man and don’t let them cheat.
December 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
This one is for all the girls, defend your sisters man and don’t let them cheat.
What do you put in your diffuser?
Isopropyl alcohol
Isopropyl alcohol
December 13, 2025 at 8:32 AM
What do you put in your diffuser?
Isopropyl alcohol
Isopropyl alcohol
Honestly at this point you should never steal someone’s debit card and personal information, you will gain nothing but a charge and terrible reputation of being a conniving fraudulent thief.
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Honestly at this point you should never steal someone’s debit card and personal information, you will gain nothing but a charge and terrible reputation of being a conniving fraudulent thief.
The new McDonalds grinch drink is so many sorts of wrong.
First of all, matcha is so 13th century imperialist Japan.
Secondly, it’s supposed to be pistachio milk, maybe pistachio gelato in general.
Third, it’s not strawberry puree it’s supposed to be red velvet cream.
This is not my class in drinks.
First of all, matcha is so 13th century imperialist Japan.
Secondly, it’s supposed to be pistachio milk, maybe pistachio gelato in general.
Third, it’s not strawberry puree it’s supposed to be red velvet cream.
This is not my class in drinks.
a cartoon of grinch laying on a rug with toys on it
ALT: a cartoon of grinch laying on a rug with toys on it
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December 13, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The new McDonalds grinch drink is so many sorts of wrong.
First of all, matcha is so 13th century imperialist Japan.
Secondly, it’s supposed to be pistachio milk, maybe pistachio gelato in general.
Third, it’s not strawberry puree it’s supposed to be red velvet cream.
This is not my class in drinks.
First of all, matcha is so 13th century imperialist Japan.
Secondly, it’s supposed to be pistachio milk, maybe pistachio gelato in general.
Third, it’s not strawberry puree it’s supposed to be red velvet cream.
This is not my class in drinks.
Pssstt do you want to know the secret to gardening l? You put the entire fruit/vegetable in the ground.
Then we wait.
Then we wait.
December 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Pssstt do you want to know the secret to gardening l? You put the entire fruit/vegetable in the ground.
Then we wait.
Then we wait.
Do you remember looking at earth like it’s the moon? Yeah same
Yo we’re so close to earth that one day!
Yo we’re so close to earth that one day!
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Do you remember looking at earth like it’s the moon? Yeah same
Yo we’re so close to earth that one day!
Yo we’re so close to earth that one day!
Deny the axis powers from
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Deny the axis powers from
German free world
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
German free world
If you don’t like them I don’t like them
December 11, 2025 at 8:14 AM
If you don’t like them I don’t like them
Genuinely everything I make is for my family not for random strangers who trespass on properties do get high and entrap the only person with money into criminal trafficking rings
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Genuinely everything I make is for my family not for random strangers who trespass on properties do get high and entrap the only person with money into criminal trafficking rings
Richest breadwinner gets the puppy
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Richest breadwinner gets the puppy
Embrace individualism
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Embrace individualism
Can we end this sanction?
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Can we end this sanction?
Ask and you shall receive!!
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Ask and you shall receive!!
Jesus will always have the answers
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Jesus will always have the answers
Maybe have a bucket of warm water, rubbing alcohol, and Bactine tub for a quick dip? Please make sure to sanitize the baby bottles as well.
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Maybe have a bucket of warm water, rubbing alcohol, and Bactine tub for a quick dip? Please make sure to sanitize the baby bottles as well.
Babies need belly time. If your baby is having trouble breathing and have an inflated stomach it means they might need to pass gas or prepare for a heavy pamper change! Plead make sure they sleep on their tummy at nights, especially during early infancy when their skull is still soft and mailable.
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Babies need belly time. If your baby is having trouble breathing and have an inflated stomach it means they might need to pass gas or prepare for a heavy pamper change! Plead make sure they sleep on their tummy at nights, especially during early infancy when their skull is still soft and mailable.
Also, dumb hoe mentality only.
December 9, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Also, dumb hoe mentality only.