Hey, how's it going?
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KEEP GOING! KEEP GOING! HE'S STILL ALIVE!
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
KEEP GOING! KEEP GOING! HE'S STILL ALIVE!
That could be a dream, wouldn't it?
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
That could be a dream, wouldn't it?
Mr. Freeze is an Austrian immigrant who tries so hard to hide his accent that he speaks with an incredibly stiff enunciation of every syllable and only goes full Ahnuld when he's really pissed off.
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Mr. Freeze is an Austrian immigrant who tries so hard to hide his accent that he speaks with an incredibly stiff enunciation of every syllable and only goes full Ahnuld when he's really pissed off.
"[Werner Herzog] explained ... that it was 'a phenomenal technological achievement but, beyond the technological achievement, it’s heartbreaking.'
'It looked absolutely convincing,' he continued, 'It made you cry when you saw it.'" www.gq.com/story/werner...
'It looked absolutely convincing,' he continued, 'It made you cry when you saw it.'" www.gq.com/story/werner...
Werner Herzog Was Brought to Tears by Baby Yoda
"It’s heartbreakingly beautiful."
www.gq.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"[Werner Herzog] explained ... that it was 'a phenomenal technological achievement but, beyond the technological achievement, it’s heartbreaking.'
'It looked absolutely convincing,' he continued, 'It made you cry when you saw it.'" www.gq.com/story/werner...
'It looked absolutely convincing,' he continued, 'It made you cry when you saw it.'" www.gq.com/story/werner...
I never saw Barton Fink, but giving that quote I'm guessing they were the inspiration for Mr. Doe and Mr. Cardholder on the Venture Bros. youtu.be/1dvV6R6N8xU
Is There a Reason You Just Darted My Man? | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I never saw Barton Fink, but giving that quote I'm guessing they were the inspiration for Mr. Doe and Mr. Cardholder on the Venture Bros. youtu.be/1dvV6R6N8xU
...Data isn't a Ladies Man?
a man and a woman are sitting next to each other and the man says i have written a subroutine specifically for you
Alt: Data from Star Trek the Next Generation sitting with his arm wrapped around a blonde woman with an 80s haircut in dim lighting. Data: "I have written a subroutine specifically for you..."
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November 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
...Data isn't a Ladies Man?
Recorded for posterity
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Recorded for posterity
I'm not but that's just because I find the idea of either of these ghouls having sex physically repulsive.
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I'm not but that's just because I find the idea of either of these ghouls having sex physically repulsive.
"Who are we?" "THE BALLERS!!!" "And who are we gonna beat?" "THE BALLERS!!!" youtu.be/i6ViBiG3wOU
The Simpsons - Springfield Wildcats vs Ogdenville Wildcats
YouTube video by NoBSClips
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October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
"Who are we?" "THE BALLERS!!!" "And who are we gonna beat?" "THE BALLERS!!!" youtu.be/i6ViBiG3wOU
I picture it as sounding exactly like Yeah! except it rhymes with gag.
October 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I picture it as sounding exactly like Yeah! except it rhymes with gag.
BUT WHERE IS THE PLAYER WHO RIDES A GIANT SPIDER?
October 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
BUT WHERE IS THE PLAYER WHO RIDES A GIANT SPIDER?
We now have reports that the suicide bomber has been identified as Mihart Miachibrachihart, friend to Country Pop Star Billy Ray Cyrus. The only other victim of the explosion was Hershel Dismang who was believed to have been dating Cyrus's ex-girlfriend at the time.
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
We now have reports that the suicide bomber has been identified as Mihart Miachibrachihart, friend to Country Pop Star Billy Ray Cyrus. The only other victim of the explosion was Hershel Dismang who was believed to have been dating Cyrus's ex-girlfriend at the time.
I don't know, Jules. Have you tried... talking to normal people trying to make ends meet rather than making up their thoughts in your head like they're the fucking Baileys. youtu.be/dijMKwZMU2Q
The Baileys: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I don't know, Jules. Have you tried... talking to normal people trying to make ends meet rather than making up their thoughts in your head like they're the fucking Baileys. youtu.be/dijMKwZMU2Q
EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SURF!
October 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SURF!
hired goons?
YouTube video by oug
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October 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"I'm killing way more than 2 people, idiot." youtu.be/21PxERIMYQw
What a stupid quote
YouTube video by Jehtt
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October 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
"I'm killing way more than 2 people, idiot." youtu.be/21PxERIMYQw
"Alright, let's see what you've got, small, dark and pointy! I regularly take punches from He-Man and that Bumbling Boob will juggle planets for his morning stretch. What is Prince of All Shortstacks going to-" *Image of Skeletor lying facedown in Yamcha's crater*
October 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"Alright, let's see what you've got, small, dark and pointy! I regularly take punches from He-Man and that Bumbling Boob will juggle planets for his morning stretch. What is Prince of All Shortstacks going to-" *Image of Skeletor lying facedown in Yamcha's crater*
"Explain to the Untalented Mr Ripley here that he can't just waltz into my dimension to try to kill me with a rock and replace me!" youtu.be/vBcFQ5znYCc
Keep to Your Own Dimension | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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October 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"Explain to the Untalented Mr Ripley here that he can't just waltz into my dimension to try to kill me with a rock and replace me!" youtu.be/vBcFQ5znYCc
What the fuck were we celebrating when it was Columbus Day? Did kids make a necklace of fake ears to wear at school?
October 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
What the fuck were we celebrating when it was Columbus Day? Did kids make a necklace of fake ears to wear at school?
But Disco record sales were up 400% in 1976 youtu.be/e6LOWKVq5sQ
Disco Stu - If these trends continue...
YouTube video by dumbmatter
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October 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
But Disco record sales were up 400% in 1976 youtu.be/e6LOWKVq5sQ