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chloe
@chle0patra.bsky.social
I met god at 7/11.
Interests include rescue cats and Pittsburgh.
She/her
This might be the funniest single piece of art I’ve seen in ages
December 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
She is doing such a good job of keeping an eye on her feet! Gotta keep them all in the same place or might lose them!
December 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
CHILDREN ARE PEOPLE! Shocking information to those people who have birthed children, apparently.
December 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It’s so crazy that people would rather kill someone than drive slower. Why do you all wish death upon your neighbors?
December 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It is slowly making me fucking insane
December 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Partially brought to you by this stupid ass take with over 700 comments
December 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When I worked at the science center, somebody brought us a mummified chicken in exactly that fashion (just offered it to the first person they saw) and was like hey do you want this. We had absolutely no idea what to do. We could have really used a policy like that tbh.
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
PSUnion!!
December 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Apple has succeeded in getting me to spend less time on my phone, because everything looks stupid now and it doesn’t feed the dopamine machine
December 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I haven’t eaten beef for over 15 years and the only time I want a real hamburger is when I can smell a Big Mac lol
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’m just an art appreciator and not an artist myself, but I would say that it is all Art. People have different tastes, but realism is its own style that not everyone can do, and unfortunately some people are mad about that.

I remember how much harassment you used to get on twitter, it was crazy.
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I love all of your art but the realism is truly breathtaking in my opinion. It looks so dreamy and magical to me. If it is a function of how you see things, I think the way you interpret the world is fascinating
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Free him
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
HOLY SHIT
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This is my favorite part of my phone job, so many cool names and also weird ones. I told a Toni Cloud once that she had an excellent name and I still remember it.
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM