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He has a birdbath full a water sloshing around in his big old mouth
January 20, 2026 at 8:11 PM
He has a birdbath full a water sloshing around in his big old mouth
There’s no purpose to life, and that should be good news for almost everyone.
January 20, 2026 at 12:42 PM
There’s no purpose to life, and that should be good news for almost everyone.
People going without meals so their kids can eat are also alarmed about fascism but could concentrate better with more food in them.
January 20, 2026 at 12:05 PM
People going without meals so their kids can eat are also alarmed about fascism but could concentrate better with more food in them.
Also, that Walmart banana was 3D printed. :/
January 20, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Also, that Walmart banana was 3D printed. :/
What?! Maru, your service to the truth will not be forgotten! You’re practically a hero. Have a banana!
January 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
What?! Maru, your service to the truth will not be forgotten! You’re practically a hero. Have a banana!
If American troops have to face off against the Danes, we better hope there’s not a reading comprehension test involved or we’re done.
January 20, 2026 at 11:42 AM
If American troops have to face off against the Danes, we better hope there’s not a reading comprehension test involved or we’re done.
Luckily, I didn’t actually buy the banana. I don’t like bananas. Or capitalism.
January 20, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Luckily, I didn’t actually buy the banana. I don’t like bananas. Or capitalism.
It’s immigration policy designed by sadists and carried out by psychopaths. Who can defend it?
January 20, 2026 at 11:25 AM
It’s immigration policy designed by sadists and carried out by psychopaths. Who can defend it?
I want to let everyone in, too. I wish we would set an example as climate change devastates the global south by welcoming refugees, but we aren’t those people no matter who’s in charge. We should all feel shame.
January 20, 2026 at 11:22 AM
I want to let everyone in, too. I wish we would set an example as climate change devastates the global south by welcoming refugees, but we aren’t those people no matter who’s in charge. We should all feel shame.
You can spend the $3 you saved on gas on a banana.
January 20, 2026 at 11:12 AM
You can spend the $3 you saved on gas on a banana.
Somehow explain to me how we will avoid this collapse? It looks inevitable to me.
January 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Somehow explain to me how we will avoid this collapse? It looks inevitable to me.
I think you’re right. Very depressing.
January 18, 2026 at 8:42 AM
I think you’re right. Very depressing.
Facts help everyone. I hate the violence which I think is best described as ethnic cleansing, and I hate the lack of compassion that turns away those seeking asylum. Mothers send children alone through Mexico to our border, and we turn them away. Let’s be honest about who we are.
January 18, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Facts help everyone. I hate the violence which I think is best described as ethnic cleansing, and I hate the lack of compassion that turns away those seeking asylum. Mothers send children alone through Mexico to our border, and we turn them away. Let’s be honest about who we are.
Both Obama and Biden deported MORE people than trump.
January 17, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Both Obama and Biden deported MORE people than trump.
All true. The men most people think of as geniuses are mostly con artists. Sociopaths. They run the world.
January 17, 2026 at 1:35 PM
All true. The men most people think of as geniuses are mostly con artists. Sociopaths. They run the world.
Whiniest death ever.
January 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Whiniest death ever.
Tell your wife i get it and congratulations, you are indeed a big boy.
January 17, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Tell your wife i get it and congratulations, you are indeed a big boy.
Why are Boomers afraid of death? Do they think their god hates them too?
January 17, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Why are Boomers afraid of death? Do they think their god hates them too?
Sounds like someone got conned.
January 17, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Sounds like someone got conned.
Sean Spicer was the Easter bunny.
January 17, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Sean Spicer was the Easter bunny.
Only the good die, apparently.
January 17, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Only the good die, apparently.
92 year old Chuck Grassley. You’re welcome world. Our system of government is perfect.
January 17, 2026 at 12:58 PM
92 year old Chuck Grassley. You’re welcome world. Our system of government is perfect.
My nepo baby earned his prize.
January 17, 2026 at 6:14 AM
My nepo baby earned his prize.