Concerned Hero: Are you sure? May I remind you again that I’ve heard screams coming from his room? And I believe the screams are coming from that Alear fellow

OoH: THEY’RE BONDING

lmaoo the Askran Trio and the Summoner receiving reports from oblivious-but well-meaning heroes about hearing bells ringing, screams, moans and sounds of slapping in Diamant’s room but they’ve dealt with this bs with most of the heroes by now, that they dismiss it and reassure them everything’s okay

Alear: Merry Christmas Diamant! 💕 My Christmas gift to you is having backbreaking sex marathon!

Diamant: Thank you Divine One! ❤️ My Christmas gift to you is impregnating you with my children!