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Chocolate Gandalf
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Comedian, Actor, Director, Writer. Autodidact.
Mythic Speed x n
I belong to everyone and no one at once.
#be #mythicspeed #chocolategandalf #itsranney
June 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Yep...lol
Hilarious watching smug panel on ESPN's GET UP prematurely crown an NBA dynasty and champion. #NBA #nbaplayoffs
June 6, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Hilarious watching smug panel on ESPN's GET UP prematurely crown an NBA dynasty and champion. #NBA #nbaplayoffs
May 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
People watching from other countries probably think America is about to buy a Porsche.
#superbowl #nfl #propaganda
#chocolategandalf #itsranney
February 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Of Kendrick rolls out with Chuck D and Flav and they do a cover of Fight the Power...THEN I'll be impressed. #nflhalftime #superbowl ##chocolategandalf ##itsranney
February 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
How great is it, tonight, to have Sunday Night Football called by our Seventh president of the United States?
#sundaynightfootball #nfl #Bills #49ers
December 2, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Reposted by Chocolate Gandalf
Saquon Barkley should be named MVP and he should get an Oscar for Gladiator.
#nfl #saquonbarkley #chocolategandalf #itsranney
November 25, 2024 at 3:14 AM
This game got more overtime than Nick Cannon's babysitter.
#ncaafootball #Georgiatech #Georgia
November 30, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Immigrants do jobs that we black men will no longer do...like mowing lawns, picking fruit, digging ditches, and tackling Derrick Henry.
#nfl
#derrickhenry
November 26, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Saquon Barkley should be named MVP and he should get an Oscar for Gladiator.
#nfl #saquonbarkley #chocolategandalf #itsranney
November 25, 2024 at 3:14 AM
This is MNF game is horrible. Houston should've just played against Mike Tyson.
#nfl #Cowboys #chocolategandalf #itsranney
November 19, 2024 at 4:27 AM
November 19, 2024 at 3:50 AM
These NFL coaches need to stop going for it on 4th down. They're gonna lose their jobs if they keep messing around and listening to Annie Lennox.
#nfl #analytics #chocolategandalf #itsranney
November 19, 2024 at 3:47 AM