Told myself I was gonna lose weight but hoso lives next to the convenience store …

the airport tsa are the biggest clockers I stg

Popeyes about to slay me rn

am I big fat and ratchet for wanting Panda Express rn

The amount of trauma I experienced in the past 4 weeks… chi the book I’m about to write

might have to drink a beatbox instead of taking a nap rn idk

This better not be a flop like threads… I need to use this app tho cuz if I see one more trump/elon tweet im getting a gun