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Cholula

@cholulaconamor.bsky.social

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30s, she/her, married, 🇵🇷, sometimes wrestling, sometimes D&D, ???

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Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 35m

(I’m sorry)

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 36m

Oh? Whose legs does he have?

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 58m

Despite growing up around Baptists, I don’t even remember whether they dance or not!

It was in Texas so they at least had to square dance in grade school

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 4h

And @coolguytim.bsky.social! I kept putting Tim and not finding you, clearly forgetting what a cool guy you are!

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 5h

When the winds bring us together again, we will party it up joyfully! ❤️

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 5h

You too, mammajamma! ❤️

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 5h

Familial privileges, primito 🤜🤛

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 5h

Kids today don’t know about Ernest Borgnine and the turtle who lives in his sweater vest

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 5h

I still don’t know shit about Lutherans.

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 5h

The bride and groom informed me that Lutherans do, in fact, dance, but there was no dancing planned for this particular reception.

I then had to explain that the source of my misunderstanding was an offhand comment from a TV show about a man and two robots talking over bad movies. And, to this day,

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 5h

—beautiful ceremony with a laid-back reception in the basement of a Lutheran church. They said they would have cake and light bites but no dancing.

I said, “Well, yeah, Lutherans don’t dance.”

My husband, the bride, and the groom all stopped and looked at me with the PUREST looks of bewilderment.

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 5h

—I watched this when I was ~13 and had no life experience, so my brain made the connection “Lutherans don’t dance.” This was locked into my psyche. I was learning so much.

Fast forward to my friend’s wedding 15+ years later. My husband (then boyfriend) and I went to Milwaukee to attend. It was a—

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 5h

…Oh. Oh no.

Story time. (🧵)

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. There’s a throwaway line near the end where Apollonia says something like “Neutrons don’t dance. They don’t make love.” and one of the bots cuts in and says, “They’re Lutherans.”

Haha heehee hoho we’re all having fun EXCEPT—

James Hickson @misterhickson.bsky.social · 5h

Did it ever feel to you like MST3K was imparting secret knowledge? Did you ever look at your classmates and say,
"Wait..do all of you seriously not know who Ernest Borgnine is!?"

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 5h

And from the days of forums, @hulkamatt.bsky.social @bobbygod.bsky.social @goobjones.bsky.social @mikeray.bsky.social
(Penguin & Robot too!)

Social media and the internet have brought some of my most important people into my life, sometimes multiple times. For that, I’ll always be grateful.

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 5h

Anyone more than anything, I’d say, including but not limited to:

@thealexstorm.bsky.social
@homunculusdick.bsky.social
@evangaylion.bsky.social
@aewheels.bsky.social
@topangarainbows.bsky.social
@amy.wrestlejoy.com and @andy.wrestlejoy.com

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 17h

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

Reposted by Cholula

Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · Jul 13

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 7h

I see! Well, don’t let me stop you. 😂

Reposted by Cholula

Kay @kaybebop.bsky.social · 9h

Eddie Kingston Smoking a Joint (2025); ink and marker in my deteriorating sketchbook #aew #wrestlesky 🎨🤼‍♂️

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 7h

Now what in the Rule 34 is going on here?!

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 7h

Most of y’all don’t need to hear that, but some of you need to understand that not everything is for you nor should everything be altered to include you. And you can’t assume you’re the exception either.

“I’m not hurting anyone.”

Cool, the bare minimum! It’s still not FOR you. Move on.

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 7h

It’s not racist for Black people to create and maintain Black spaces for their community. And it’s not racist for non-Black folks to not be invited into those spaces.

It’s also going above and beyond for Blacksky mods/admins/stewards(?) to even OFFER alternatives to Blacksky that they support.

Reposted by Cholula

Gail Drakes @gaildrakes.bsky.social · 18h

Are you a non-Black person pissed at Bluesky leadership and feeling a little jealous of all the good vibes coming from Blacksky?

There are Blacksky adjacent options for you! Here’s info from the Blacksky migration guide!

docs.blacksky.community/migrating-to...

Screengrab from Blacksky migration guide:

blacksky algorithms

A Warning: Anyone else using a blacksky.app handle will receive a warning at first and then a suspension.

Alternative PDSs for Everyone
Blacksky Algorithms also operates two other
PDSs that are open to anyone:
• myatproto.social - Open to all
• cryptoanarchy.network - Open to all

These servers run on the same infrastructure as blacksky.app and are maintained by the same team, but are available for anyone to use regardless of background.

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 8h

You went the obvious route too, right?!

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 8h

41! The 2nd round threw me off, but I really showed up today!

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 9h

¡YEAH BOI!

Anime Dubs @animedubupdates.bsky.social · 10h

New Character Visual for Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Season 2, scheduled for January 16th, streaming on Crunchyroll.