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down to my last fuck
FUCK FIFA
and the horse they rode trump in on
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
middle eastern oil oligarchs *already* own the largest oil refinery IN the US, (port arthur, tejas)
thankfully katie hobbs told them where to shove it when she recinded their lease on arizona land -to grow and ship alfalfa to SA for their horses, with no payment for the massive amount of water used.
December 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
oi did you realize you had a typo in yer reply?
29, dear . . . TWENTY nine
🤣
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
got my pass before his orange shit-stained mug was put on it.
if when i went to buy one, and his fugly face was on it, i would not

i am so. fucking. sick. of him, his face, and his voice, that if it meant his face on the pass, or no trips . . . no trips woud win without a instant to ponder.
December 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
if you watch the goon doubling back and taking the money box from the street food stand in LA two days ago, you will see that it has ALREADY "started"
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
CONold
(except for this instance of clarification . . . it really should be <lower case> 'c' onold)
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
oi they look good on ya!
thanks fer the shaawtaht
💙

ps the blue stone is dolomite jasper - one of mah flavorites :)
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
other than it maybe being their literal 'bible',
i can not for the life of me figure out what the book banners find so offensive about F451 . . .
December 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
every time i hear another book has been "banned" i buy a physical copy of it and find a pdf of it to download (if not already in my collection) to insure it's existence will remain in at least two places . . .

also:
where do i get that shirt?

#KilroyWasHere
December 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
havin' tumbled down a few mountains in my time, the only advice i followed was to (try to) get yer feet out in front of you and ride it out.

you will eventually stop

😂
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
OK
1) tell kel i sez HBD! yo 🎉
2) have we really been friends for 10 years?? 🍻
(i joined twitter way back because of amber benson 'n you was my very first follow ✔️ )
3) fuck this makes me look OLD
4) there 2 feet of snow i gots to go blow (patiently waiting for drugs to kick in 😆 )
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
YAY! get you dem treets, Priya!

and some lil' mices too :)
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
nah you fine hooker
👀
she just EXTRA
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
this isn't about ukraine and i don't give a flying fuck about "unrestrained asymmetrical warfare"

this is about the US allowing gassing of it's own citizens by both >cough< law "enforcement"
AND cosplaying proud boys.
whether it's "not exactly lethal" or not, is not the point.
December 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
December 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
i wonder what *that* cheer would sound like

🤣
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
did you miss the part where these masked kidnappers TEAR GASSED the woman *and her babies* before they abducted her?

tear gas has been outlawed by the fucking geneva convention for use in WAR
yet these thugs REGULARLY unleash the gas at anybody (and EVERYbody INCLUDING BABIES) anywhere they WANT to
December 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
OMfG

d y i n g

🤣 🤣 🤣
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
there's a lady in murphy's (ca) that makes hand drums out of roadkill.
i can appreciate an artistic drum, 'n traditional drums ARE made out of animal skins . . . but it was a bit hard to reconcile all that for some reason
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
if bob vila and norm abram had a kid, it would be me

. . . who was once reduced to tears in a pile on the livingroom floor tryna assemble an ikea microwave cart
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
if they don't have enough staff to take care of the dogs in their posession, they have too many dogs.

what you have described is in fact, warehousing
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM