Bill Chopik
@chops310.bsky.social
Associate Professor of Social/Personality Psychology at Michigan State University
My opinions do not reflect the views and opinions of my employer.
Chopiklab.com
My opinions do not reflect the views and opinions of my employer.
Chopiklab.com
Jesus, just use the metric system. I don't need to know how many Golden Retrievers something weighs.
January 23, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Jesus, just use the metric system. I don't need to know how many Golden Retrievers something weighs.
Stop asking me to review things.
January 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Stop asking me to review things.
I've heard of dentis-tree but this is ridiculous.
December 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I've heard of dentis-tree but this is ridiculous.
I love watching a sacrifice on TV! POP TART BOWL FOREVER
December 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I love watching a sacrifice on TV! POP TART BOWL FOREVER
My niece asked for Dr. Pepper for Xmas, which is super weird. So I bought a 12 pack and individually wrapped and addressed every can. I will be putting them at the deepest/furthest part under the tree for tomorrow
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
My niece asked for Dr. Pepper for Xmas, which is super weird. So I bought a 12 pack and individually wrapped and addressed every can. I will be putting them at the deepest/furthest part under the tree for tomorrow
Obviously. Of course they do. It's all they talk about.
December 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Obviously. Of course they do. It's all they talk about.
Awwwww, this restaurant has a mailbox so people can write letters to Santa!
December 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Awwwww, this restaurant has a mailbox so people can write letters to Santa!
This is me during any budget discussion
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This is me during any budget discussion
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Good news: I found my VHS copy of Men in Black 2
Bad news: I need to start a GoFundMe for the late fees.
Bad news: I need to start a GoFundMe for the late fees.
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Good news: I found my VHS copy of Men in Black 2
Bad news: I need to start a GoFundMe for the late fees.
Bad news: I need to start a GoFundMe for the late fees.
Lol, I'm not sure where they're getting this!
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Lol, I'm not sure where they're getting this!
Yeah? Well fuck you too Spotify.
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Yeah? Well fuck you too Spotify.
Look at this fresh cranberry, plucked fresh from the tree. The platonic ideal of cranberry
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Look at this fresh cranberry, plucked fresh from the tree. The platonic ideal of cranberry