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No, it kind of is.
February 11, 2026 at 1:50 AM
No, it kind of is.
What percentage of people who have taken more than 10 luge runs in their life have competed at Olympic trials? It has to be upwards of 50%, right?
February 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
What percentage of people who have taken more than 10 luge runs in their life have competed at Olympic trials? It has to be upwards of 50%, right?
I can't identify sugar cane or tell it apart from various other tall agricultural grasses, but I damn well know that a Puerto Rican musician opening what is essentially a music video about life in Puerto Rico with a shot of agricultural workers in tall "grass" is absolutely sugar cane.
February 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I can't identify sugar cane or tell it apart from various other tall agricultural grasses, but I damn well know that a Puerto Rican musician opening what is essentially a music video about life in Puerto Rico with a shot of agricultural workers in tall "grass" is absolutely sugar cane.
Is Elmo a citizen? Do Monsters have voting rights?
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Is Elmo a citizen? Do Monsters have voting rights?
Al Gore tried it.
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Al Gore tried it.
The Rehearsal Season 2. It’s must watch.
February 4, 2026 at 3:32 AM
The Rehearsal Season 2. It’s must watch.
Nathan Fielder’s documentary about this is incredible.
February 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Nathan Fielder’s documentary about this is incredible.
RIP to a legend. So sorry for your loss.
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 AM
RIP to a legend. So sorry for your loss.
This is BlueSky’s fault. They can simply require users to post alt text, and they can auto suggest OCRd text from screenshots. It’s very simple!
January 28, 2026 at 4:23 PM
This is BlueSky’s fault. They can simply require users to post alt text, and they can auto suggest OCRd text from screenshots. It’s very simple!
I mean, yes, but I have bad news about Jefferson.
January 27, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I mean, yes, but I have bad news about Jefferson.
What does that mean?
January 27, 2026 at 3:03 AM
What does that mean?
Her father was a terrible man.
January 22, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Her father was a terrible man.
Credit where it’s due, you got the URL right. But I deserve all the kudos.
January 15, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Credit where it’s due, you got the URL right. But I deserve all the kudos.
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I’ve been in THREE bus crashes in my life. Not a single injury!
January 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I’ve been in THREE bus crashes in my life. Not a single injury!
Nikki extremely did not coin “oh my god, look at her butt.” That was Sir Mixalot.
December 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Nikki extremely did not coin “oh my god, look at her butt.” That was Sir Mixalot.
Oh my goodness I’m old.
December 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Oh my goodness I’m old.
You're too good for Chicago, now?
December 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You're too good for Chicago, now?