In the pub

Not the best MP to be commenting

Fuxache weather, be nicer

After discussing it with my family, I feel it's unfair to expose them to the scrutiny me being Archbishop of Canterbury would entail, so I have decided not to pursue the opportunity.

My mother has been looking everywhere for the key to an antique piece of furniture she is giving to us. The key was taped to the furniture.

In World's least surprising news, Eastleigh fails to make the list of best places to live in the UK

Well the dish is too hot
You'll never guess what

Marmite peanuts ftw

My given name is Dickie...

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