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Chris Martin
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did I help synergize some business solutions, yes
February 10, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I listened to a twelve year old give a talk about milk cows that put out eight gallons a day and I'm thinking, what did I accomplish
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 AM
every time I typo something in a terminal I think to myself "but for the grace of god, I could have just run absolutely anything"
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
When you try to print from google docs, there are several print buttons that are traps that you have to learn never to click
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
and to then immediately publish that document for the whole team
February 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
You do pay attention to what students struggle with and learn about what things need to be explained to others in the future, but it would be extremely awkward to take notes as you're instructing a person about every single mistake they made
February 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
and there's a special circle of heart disease hell reserved for people who get stuck working at computers all day
February 9, 2026 at 11:19 PM
It isn't the wealthy whose toddlers are watching youtube and playing fruit ninja
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Computers are for poor people. You don't touch a screen to order at a fancy restaurant, you do it at mcdonalds
February 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
It's a totally different software world from the one in which, say, a cheap landlord processes apartment applications.
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
A big part of the reason game developers have such a different job experience is the product is a luxury good; nobody needs it
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
A thriving software industry is therefore actually a poverty indicator
February 9, 2026 at 9:31 PM
@argumatronic.bsky.social Moreover that this is *exactly* what Network is about; people will watch a show about how you shouldn't watch the show
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Reposted by Chris Martin
it's driving me crazy how many times Problems have been clearly articulated in fairly well known works (Network, Amusing Ourselves to Death, the whole Snowden thing) that everyone proceeds to totally ignore
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
You will have been there, and you won't believe your eyes, because your eyes aren't valid academic citations
February 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Since you're a scientist you are gonna want to look at the data, and it's gonna be a tough case that felons are economically viable
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM