Christoper Ironhead
@chris-ironhead.bsky.social
Florida Native, Lifelong Democrat surrounded by self righteous bastards and complete idiots. They're like locust round here ya know.
Reposted by Christoper Ironhead
Hey Democdats in Congress, now would be an excellent time to do something.
September 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Hey Democdats in Congress, now would be an excellent time to do something.
I haven't watched ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC,CNN, FAUX or any of the other Goebbels Networks since 2000.
I guess I've got a problem with propaganda promoting corporations assuming I would buy their BS hook line and sinker.
I guess I've got a problem with propaganda promoting corporations assuming I would buy their BS hook line and sinker.
September 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I haven't watched ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC,CNN, FAUX or any of the other Goebbels Networks since 2000.
I guess I've got a problem with propaganda promoting corporations assuming I would buy their BS hook line and sinker.
I guess I've got a problem with propaganda promoting corporations assuming I would buy their BS hook line and sinker.
On the upside we get a ballroom... we've only been waiting for a hundred and fifty freaking years.
I read that Ulysses S. Grant could cut a rug, when he wasn't hammered.
I read that Ulysses S. Grant could cut a rug, when he wasn't hammered.
September 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
On the upside we get a ballroom... we've only been waiting for a hundred and fifty freaking years.
I read that Ulysses S. Grant could cut a rug, when he wasn't hammered.
I read that Ulysses S. Grant could cut a rug, when he wasn't hammered.
On May 4, 1970, the Kent State shootings occurred at Kent State University in Ohio. National Guard soldiers opened fire on students protesting the Vietnam War, resulting in the deaths of four students and injuries to nine others.
While the orange menace avoided the draft 5 TIMES.
PUSSY nuff said.
While the orange menace avoided the draft 5 TIMES.
PUSSY nuff said.
June 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
On May 4, 1970, the Kent State shootings occurred at Kent State University in Ohio. National Guard soldiers opened fire on students protesting the Vietnam War, resulting in the deaths of four students and injuries to nine others.
While the orange menace avoided the draft 5 TIMES.
PUSSY nuff said.
While the orange menace avoided the draft 5 TIMES.
PUSSY nuff said.
Swing States, so how did the vote for a fascist work out for ya?
I'm not a FAFO fan.
I'm sick of the whining.
If ya voted for the orange turd burglar or even worse ya didn't vote at all, congratulations ya ushered in the end of Democracy.
And I say with full conviction the hell with you
I'm not a FAFO fan.
I'm sick of the whining.
If ya voted for the orange turd burglar or even worse ya didn't vote at all, congratulations ya ushered in the end of Democracy.
And I say with full conviction the hell with you
June 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Swing States, so how did the vote for a fascist work out for ya?
I'm not a FAFO fan.
I'm sick of the whining.
If ya voted for the orange turd burglar or even worse ya didn't vote at all, congratulations ya ushered in the end of Democracy.
And I say with full conviction the hell with you
I'm not a FAFO fan.
I'm sick of the whining.
If ya voted for the orange turd burglar or even worse ya didn't vote at all, congratulations ya ushered in the end of Democracy.
And I say with full conviction the hell with you
Hey kids its hurricane season, what? oops, The head of Fema is fucking clueless.
I'm a native Floridian, Born here and been here my entire life. I know how this will turn out.
NOT GOOD MAN
I'm a native Floridian, Born here and been here my entire life. I know how this will turn out.
NOT GOOD MAN
June 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hey kids its hurricane season, what? oops, The head of Fema is fucking clueless.
I'm a native Floridian, Born here and been here my entire life. I know how this will turn out.
NOT GOOD MAN
I'm a native Floridian, Born here and been here my entire life. I know how this will turn out.
NOT GOOD MAN
Holy Monkey, the key to ending the orange menace's reign is the Donor, Democrat, Blue states joining together and showing we are not a minority. And were fed up with his BS.
June 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Holy Monkey, the key to ending the orange menace's reign is the Donor, Democrat, Blue states joining together and showing we are not a minority. And were fed up with his BS.
Can you see where this is going?
June 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Can you see where this is going?
I'm not worried about a heart attack / stroke. I figure the Spontaneous Combustion factor, measured in 30 years of handling petro chemicals, I installed a fire extinguisher on my beds headboard.
Could be worse, I could glow in the dark, or it could rain... what?
Could be worse, I could glow in the dark, or it could rain... what?
June 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I'm not worried about a heart attack / stroke. I figure the Spontaneous Combustion factor, measured in 30 years of handling petro chemicals, I installed a fire extinguisher on my beds headboard.
Could be worse, I could glow in the dark, or it could rain... what?
Could be worse, I could glow in the dark, or it could rain... what?
Ms. Clarke, I will never forget this woman. There's something in your 6th grade teacher retiring at the end of the school year that makes ya think "Crap, was it me"
June 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ms. Clarke, I will never forget this woman. There's something in your 6th grade teacher retiring at the end of the school year that makes ya think "Crap, was it me"
The stupidest thing I've ever said to my Mother.
"I don't wanna go to college, I already wasted 18 years listening to drunks, clowns and assorted degenerates ramble on about nothing relevant.
"I don't wanna go to college, I already wasted 18 years listening to drunks, clowns and assorted degenerates ramble on about nothing relevant.
June 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The stupidest thing I've ever said to my Mother.
"I don't wanna go to college, I already wasted 18 years listening to drunks, clowns and assorted degenerates ramble on about nothing relevant.
"I don't wanna go to college, I already wasted 18 years listening to drunks, clowns and assorted degenerates ramble on about nothing relevant.
No doubt, my Grandfather 'DAD' molded me into the man I am today.
He taught me perspective drawing, operating a band saw, drill press, scroll saw etc. before I was 14 years old.
Did I mention the partial Norden WWII bomb sight, peppered in dust in his attic.
He taught me perspective drawing, operating a band saw, drill press, scroll saw etc. before I was 14 years old.
Did I mention the partial Norden WWII bomb sight, peppered in dust in his attic.
June 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
No doubt, my Grandfather 'DAD' molded me into the man I am today.
He taught me perspective drawing, operating a band saw, drill press, scroll saw etc. before I was 14 years old.
Did I mention the partial Norden WWII bomb sight, peppered in dust in his attic.
He taught me perspective drawing, operating a band saw, drill press, scroll saw etc. before I was 14 years old.
Did I mention the partial Norden WWII bomb sight, peppered in dust in his attic.
I would like to once again state that I am not a Troll.
I'm a Garden Gnome.
Though sometimes I can appear as a garden rake.
Hey, is this thing on?
I'm a Garden Gnome.
Though sometimes I can appear as a garden rake.
Hey, is this thing on?
June 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I would like to once again state that I am not a Troll.
I'm a Garden Gnome.
Though sometimes I can appear as a garden rake.
Hey, is this thing on?
I'm a Garden Gnome.
Though sometimes I can appear as a garden rake.
Hey, is this thing on?
I thought about writing and illustrating a book on a Hamster.
Problem was, I never owned a hamster, I had mice and rats.
I can write about the two mice I put in 1/32nd scale slot cars, a 69 Camaro and a 70 mustang. Man those rodents could drive, well sorta.
Problem was, I never owned a hamster, I had mice and rats.
I can write about the two mice I put in 1/32nd scale slot cars, a 69 Camaro and a 70 mustang. Man those rodents could drive, well sorta.
June 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I thought about writing and illustrating a book on a Hamster.
Problem was, I never owned a hamster, I had mice and rats.
I can write about the two mice I put in 1/32nd scale slot cars, a 69 Camaro and a 70 mustang. Man those rodents could drive, well sorta.
Problem was, I never owned a hamster, I had mice and rats.
I can write about the two mice I put in 1/32nd scale slot cars, a 69 Camaro and a 70 mustang. Man those rodents could drive, well sorta.
Things I never got busted for: The 40 mph shopping cart with the wobbly right front wheel.
We found a shopping cart off its owners property, it was fair game.
We would carefully escort it down Atlantic Ave. at 40 mph, and obey all traffic signals, the car would stop at the light, the cart didn't.
We found a shopping cart off its owners property, it was fair game.
We would carefully escort it down Atlantic Ave. at 40 mph, and obey all traffic signals, the car would stop at the light, the cart didn't.
June 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Things I never got busted for: The 40 mph shopping cart with the wobbly right front wheel.
We found a shopping cart off its owners property, it was fair game.
We would carefully escort it down Atlantic Ave. at 40 mph, and obey all traffic signals, the car would stop at the light, the cart didn't.
We found a shopping cart off its owners property, it was fair game.
We would carefully escort it down Atlantic Ave. at 40 mph, and obey all traffic signals, the car would stop at the light, the cart didn't.
Here we go, National Guard sabre rattling. Authoritarian anyone?
June 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Here we go, National Guard sabre rattling. Authoritarian anyone?
Disclaimer: The crap flung at the wall tonight, is non stick, easy, square point shovel picked up, and tossed into the orange menaces dumpster fire.
June 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Disclaimer: The crap flung at the wall tonight, is non stick, easy, square point shovel picked up, and tossed into the orange menaces dumpster fire.
I know you're like... wait, ya can draw/paint and disassemble/reassemble a Chevrolet V8 small block, Yeah, but the freaking Briggs & Stratton, don't get me started, Man.🙃
June 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I know you're like... wait, ya can draw/paint and disassemble/reassemble a Chevrolet V8 small block, Yeah, but the freaking Briggs & Stratton, don't get me started, Man.🙃
Ok, so I bought some acrylic paints, brushes, mats.
Mom was a watercolor painter, I did pencil, pen & ink.
And, Here we go.
Mom was a watercolor painter, I did pencil, pen & ink.
And, Here we go.
June 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Ok, so I bought some acrylic paints, brushes, mats.
Mom was a watercolor painter, I did pencil, pen & ink.
And, Here we go.
Mom was a watercolor painter, I did pencil, pen & ink.
And, Here we go.
Now, this is a church. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
June 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Now, this is a church. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My ultimate nemesis.
The Briggs & Stratton 4 cycle lawn mower engine.
I failed the small engine trade class in junior high school cause the bastard wouldn't start.
2 years ago I tried installing a china carburetor on my last nemesis.
After decades, 8th grade fail rears its ugly head once again.
The Briggs & Stratton 4 cycle lawn mower engine.
I failed the small engine trade class in junior high school cause the bastard wouldn't start.
2 years ago I tried installing a china carburetor on my last nemesis.
After decades, 8th grade fail rears its ugly head once again.
June 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My ultimate nemesis.
The Briggs & Stratton 4 cycle lawn mower engine.
I failed the small engine trade class in junior high school cause the bastard wouldn't start.
2 years ago I tried installing a china carburetor on my last nemesis.
After decades, 8th grade fail rears its ugly head once again.
The Briggs & Stratton 4 cycle lawn mower engine.
I failed the small engine trade class in junior high school cause the bastard wouldn't start.
2 years ago I tried installing a china carburetor on my last nemesis.
After decades, 8th grade fail rears its ugly head once again.
Man, have I been gone that long? Never mind, I tend to aimlessly wander off now and then, no harm, no foul.
June 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Man, have I been gone that long? Never mind, I tend to aimlessly wander off now and then, no harm, no foul.
Take it from an old dude, read the National Lampoon magazine circa 1971-1981.
April 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Take it from an old dude, read the National Lampoon magazine circa 1971-1981.
In the end, tighten your boots laces and get yourself unF*cked, I ain't kidding, this ain't a tv show. How could a complex Democratic society destroy itself? STUPIDITY!!!
April 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
In the end, tighten your boots laces and get yourself unF*cked, I ain't kidding, this ain't a tv show. How could a complex Democratic society destroy itself? STUPIDITY!!!
I miss my friends from garbage twitter, the stammering south african/Canadian douche bag is in the the find out phase.
DEPORT ELON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEPORT ELON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I miss my friends from garbage twitter, the stammering south african/Canadian douche bag is in the the find out phase.
DEPORT ELON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEPORT ELON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!