Chris
@chris-rgbgrass.bsky.social
Vancouver🇨🇦, 41, he/him
Gamer, papa bear, car enthusiast without an enthusiast car.
A lack of empathy and kindness is a sign of personal weakness.
twitch.tv/rgbgrass
youtube.com/@RGBGrass
Making content again now! Streaming Monday-Wednesday 11am-3pm
Gamer, papa bear, car enthusiast without an enthusiast car.
A lack of empathy and kindness is a sign of personal weakness.
twitch.tv/rgbgrass
youtube.com/@RGBGrass
Making content again now! Streaming Monday-Wednesday 11am-3pm
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I really wanted to stream today, instead one of my kids has explosive diarrhea.
I really can’t thing of a better analogy for 2025 than this.
I really can’t thing of a better analogy for 2025 than this.
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I really wanted to stream today, instead one of my kids has explosive diarrhea.
I really can’t thing of a better analogy for 2025 than this.
I really can’t thing of a better analogy for 2025 than this.
Some asshole keeps farting in my pants.
December 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Some asshole keeps farting in my pants.
I miss those magical 2 weeks of the year when it’s neither too hot nor too cold.
December 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I miss those magical 2 weeks of the year when it’s neither too hot nor too cold.
Doing that live stream thing again!
Playing some Silent Hill 2 and trying not to poop my pants. (No guarantees)
Twitch.tv/rgbgrass
Playing some Silent Hill 2 and trying not to poop my pants. (No guarantees)
Twitch.tv/rgbgrass
RGBgrass - Twitch
Max Difficulty, no Chainsaw. I'm Cooked!
Twitch.tv
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Doing that live stream thing again!
Playing some Silent Hill 2 and trying not to poop my pants. (No guarantees)
Twitch.tv/rgbgrass
Playing some Silent Hill 2 and trying not to poop my pants. (No guarantees)
Twitch.tv/rgbgrass
Looks like I’ll be back to streaming next week after rebuilding my obs completely today!
Now I just need to pick a game…. OH GOD DECISION PARALYSIS!!!
Now I just need to pick a game…. OH GOD DECISION PARALYSIS!!!
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Looks like I’ll be back to streaming next week after rebuilding my obs completely today!
Now I just need to pick a game…. OH GOD DECISION PARALYSIS!!!
Now I just need to pick a game…. OH GOD DECISION PARALYSIS!!!
If you’re a millionaire you’re still far more likely to end up homeless than become a billionaire.
Nobody should have so much wealth they can’t fail while there are people working full time and living in their cars.
Nobody should have so much wealth they can’t fail while there are people working full time and living in their cars.
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If you’re a millionaire you’re still far more likely to end up homeless than become a billionaire.
Nobody should have so much wealth they can’t fail while there are people working full time and living in their cars.
Nobody should have so much wealth they can’t fail while there are people working full time and living in their cars.
If the bath isn’t giving you first degree burns is it really warm enough?
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
If the bath isn’t giving you first degree burns is it really warm enough?
I took my 2 year old daughter to the park today and all she wanted to do was hug and dance around the poles.
I’m really hoping this is just a phase. 🫠
I’m really hoping this is just a phase. 🫠
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I took my 2 year old daughter to the park today and all she wanted to do was hug and dance around the poles.
I’m really hoping this is just a phase. 🫠
I’m really hoping this is just a phase. 🫠
It is my god given right as a man to turn into a giant baby when I get a cold!
This is the one male entitlement I’m not budging on!
(Mostly because I’m man-baby with a cold and I don’t want to physically move)
This is the one male entitlement I’m not budging on!
(Mostly because I’m man-baby with a cold and I don’t want to physically move)
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
It is my god given right as a man to turn into a giant baby when I get a cold!
This is the one male entitlement I’m not budging on!
(Mostly because I’m man-baby with a cold and I don’t want to physically move)
This is the one male entitlement I’m not budging on!
(Mostly because I’m man-baby with a cold and I don’t want to physically move)
Can’t wait until my last couple of components arrive so I can stream again! (My old cpu is really struggling with multitasking now 😢)
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Can’t wait until my last couple of components arrive so I can stream again! (My old cpu is really struggling with multitasking now 😢)
I’m trying to post more on TikTok, follow me for gaming memes, clips, and more self deprecating humour!
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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November 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’m trying to post more on TikTok, follow me for gaming memes, clips, and more self deprecating humour!
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Well Doctor is now telling me we’ll reassess if I can go back to work in January, and here I was just getting ready to be back at it in December.
Not sure if I’m disappointed, relieved, or both. 🫠
Not sure if I’m disappointed, relieved, or both. 🫠
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Well Doctor is now telling me we’ll reassess if I can go back to work in January, and here I was just getting ready to be back at it in December.
Not sure if I’m disappointed, relieved, or both. 🫠
Not sure if I’m disappointed, relieved, or both. 🫠
if you see this post, do it too
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pronouns: he/him
height: 6’4”
shoe: 14
zodiac: Libra/Virgo cusp
smoke: the green on occasion
tattoos: 1, want way more, but can’t justify the cost :(
piercings: none now, same deal as tattoos
fav drinks: Monster Rehab, earl grey tea
(quote reposts only ✨️)
pronouns: he/him
height: 6’4”
shoe: 14
zodiac: Libra/Virgo cusp
smoke: the green on occasion
tattoos: 1, want way more, but can’t justify the cost :(
piercings: none now, same deal as tattoos
fav drinks: Monster Rehab, earl grey tea
if you see this post, do it too
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pronouns: he/she/they/any
height: 5'11”
shoe: 11🥲
zodiac: Pisces
smoke: vape
tattoos: I don’t know anymore? Like 75?
piercings: lobes, both nostrils, and septum
fav drinks: redbull original, peach waterloo
(quote reposts only ✨️)
pronouns: he/she/they/any
height: 5'11”
shoe: 11🥲
zodiac: Pisces
smoke: vape
tattoos: I don’t know anymore? Like 75?
piercings: lobes, both nostrils, and septum
fav drinks: redbull original, peach waterloo
if you see this post, do it too
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pronouns: he/she/they/any
height: 5'10"
shoe: 10.5
zodiac: gemini
smoke: the finest weed in the Shire
tattoos: 3
piercings: Double lobe, guaged ears, septum, labret
fav drinks: lavender chamomile tea with honey
(quote reposts only ✨️)
pronouns: he/she/they/any
height: 5'10"
shoe: 10.5
zodiac: gemini
smoke: the finest weed in the Shire
tattoos: 3
piercings: Double lobe, guaged ears, septum, labret
fav drinks: lavender chamomile tea with honey
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
if you see this post, do it too
(quote reposts only ✨️)
pronouns: he/him
height: 6’4”
shoe: 14
zodiac: Libra/Virgo cusp
smoke: the green on occasion
tattoos: 1, want way more, but can’t justify the cost :(
piercings: none now, same deal as tattoos
fav drinks: Monster Rehab, earl grey tea
(quote reposts only ✨️)
pronouns: he/him
height: 6’4”
shoe: 14
zodiac: Libra/Virgo cusp
smoke: the green on occasion
tattoos: 1, want way more, but can’t justify the cost :(
piercings: none now, same deal as tattoos
fav drinks: Monster Rehab, earl grey tea
If Trump is okay with gobbling the knob I hope it helps more fragile men come to terms with their own urges for the D instead of doing burnouts on rainbow crosswalks.
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If Trump is okay with gobbling the knob I hope it helps more fragile men come to terms with their own urges for the D instead of doing burnouts on rainbow crosswalks.
Not bad for a guy who had life saving surgery 2 months ago!
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Not bad for a guy who had life saving surgery 2 months ago!
I’m not sure if it’s the weather or the thought of returning to a job I’m miserable at in a couple of weeks, but something has me low today.
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’m not sure if it’s the weather or the thought of returning to a job I’m miserable at in a couple of weeks, but something has me low today.
Making new friends in 2025.
Challenge: Impossible.
Challenge: Impossible.
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Making new friends in 2025.
Challenge: Impossible.
Challenge: Impossible.
I guess we now all know the real reason Trump hated Hillary so much.
He’s just jealous! 🤣
He’s just jealous! 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I guess we now all know the real reason Trump hated Hillary so much.
He’s just jealous! 🤣
He’s just jealous! 🤣
The house is so cold.
But my bed is nice and warm.
I have to pee, life’s not fair.
But my bed is nice and warm.
I have to pee, life’s not fair.
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
The house is so cold.
But my bed is nice and warm.
I have to pee, life’s not fair.
But my bed is nice and warm.
I have to pee, life’s not fair.
I love souls like games, except having to budget the money for a new controller when I inevitably break the shoulder buttons playing them.
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I love souls like games, except having to budget the money for a new controller when I inevitably break the shoulder buttons playing them.
If you have Netflix Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein is a must watch!
It’s the best new movie I’ve seen this year, and some of his finest work. 😁
It’s the best new movie I’ve seen this year, and some of his finest work. 😁
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
If you have Netflix Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein is a must watch!
It’s the best new movie I’ve seen this year, and some of his finest work. 😁
It’s the best new movie I’ve seen this year, and some of his finest work. 😁
I’ll never drop into your DMs to say something weird.
It’s so much more entertaining to say it publicly so the whole class can feel awkward too!
It’s so much more entertaining to say it publicly so the whole class can feel awkward too!
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’ll never drop into your DMs to say something weird.
It’s so much more entertaining to say it publicly so the whole class can feel awkward too!
It’s so much more entertaining to say it publicly so the whole class can feel awkward too!
A.I.?
Nah I’m the opposite.
R.S.
Real Stupid!
Nah I’m the opposite.
R.S.
Real Stupid!
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
A.I.?
Nah I’m the opposite.
R.S.
Real Stupid!
Nah I’m the opposite.
R.S.
Real Stupid!
All the people my age complaining about 67, skibidi toilet etc, and completely forgetting about all the brain rot we had.
a man with a beard and a plastic bag on his head is looking out of a window .
Alt: a man with a beard and a plastic bag on his head is looking out of a window .
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November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
All the people my age complaining about 67, skibidi toilet etc, and completely forgetting about all the brain rot we had.