Christopher Callipygian
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Christopher Callipygian
@chris.clapham.org
Kotlin/Java backend developer living the high life in Balham (Gateway to the South).
Much of the exterior shooting of this film is in South West London (Clapham Command and Balham), the street scenes were filmed IN MY ROAD!
December 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
So now its just like the original Brighton.
December 16, 2025 at 9:31 AM
We have some very weird pronunciations, for example try Mousehole in Cornwall.
December 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
That's Peter Mullens's old church, they're probably going to have a few problems with the new Arch Bish of Canterbury.
December 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Yes the job hunting is important but so is trying to find that small child's left hand.
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
What's the catch?
December 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Yup
December 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Ive used Arch for years, I simply get around troubleshooting bit after turning it on by never shutting it down in the first place
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Not.

I also believe that The Muppet Christmas Carol is the best adaptation of a Dickens novel ever (I am willing to die on this hill)
December 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
What do you mean by "original"? Surely there's only one Kermit.
December 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This sounds really lucrative, could you say something about adhd computer geeks?
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Did she jump that fence? 😱
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Well I can't speak for others but, as someone who has saved over £700 in taxes over the last year, I fully understand that this model is unsustainable. Still I'm quids in as 3p per mile will be less than £200.
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Exact, an unexplained wealth order should be served on his doxy immediately
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
He even employs a brown person
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Look at the size of his pupils 😱
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Lorraine beavers what?
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Separated at birth
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I imagine so, and it would be funny of his US visa got cancelled over it
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"...she can't come from countries beginning with 'I' that have green in their flag." - WTF?

This rules out India, Iran, Iraq (just), Ireland, Italy and Ivory Coast (would there be an exception if we called it Côte d'Ivoire?)

But allows Iceland, Indonesia and Israel.
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
🎵 It's raining men, hallelujah
It's raining men, amen🎵
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Ha, he's the caddie
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is, of course, a man who regularily rates women on a scale of 1 to 10
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Coincidentally, in the pub this evening we came to the unanimous decision on which adaptation of Dicken's Christmas Carol was the best.
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM