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Anyone who gets WINDOWS installed in their house should get planning permission and should visit their neighbours' houses on a sunny day to check if they need to close their blinds/curtains to avoid being blinded by the reflection. If that's the case, permission should be denied.
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Worse: the fridge is full but all you hear is „we don’t have anything to eat in the house“. Which means you have to cook with stuff you did not plan to use…
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
We had Dieselgate. Not too long ago
October 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Another five years and we‘ll have a fess from the son about how long it took him to realize his parents were bullshitting him …
October 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Yeah, we are a software company… pen and paper backup for that would be interesting!
September 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Der ist aus Schwaben!
September 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you „guessed“ all the answers right it seems you are a pretty ethical and compliant person anyway.
(Well, except for you behavior towards mandatory trainings)
August 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Hello, I am a guard in an action film. Instead of staying in a protected spot with a good view of all access points I will „patrol the perimeter“ walking under trees and other hiding points from which an attacker can jump on me and take my access card.
July 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It had a CRT screen - that thing needed more power than your current computer!
July 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Ich fühle mit dir! Als ich die Thrombosespritze vor dem Frühstück bekommen habe, wollte ich auch jemanden töten…
April 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Remember when Google Earth came out and you had to install 19 MB for the interface? - Friends of mine explained to me that ALL data was compressed into that and didn’t understand that pictures where downloaded on the fly…
April 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Dingsbums is not to be confused with Bumsdings, which is something completely different (“thing for f**king”)!!!
March 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Clashes with Common Sense, civility and germs! You don’t wash the hands for you but for others that do not want to contact the germs that are flushed out of you with your pee. Might not re-infect you, but everyone around you! Oh, what a good friend….
January 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Herrlich! Ich habe mir ja jahrelang den Spaß gemacht, die Protestler gegen Basisstationen in München zu fragen, wie sie ihre Proteste organisieren: „mit dem Handy - aber das hat viel weniger Leistung und macht mich nicht krank!“
Einfache Dosimetrie war da schon zu komplex…

Jetzt die 2. Generation…
January 24, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Und beim Abholen unbedingt einzeln eintreten - dann bekommt jeder eine Rolle. Gemeinsam rein: „sie sind ein Haushalt - pro Haushalt nur eine Rolle!“
December 10, 2024 at 12:51 PM
It only is glamorous in hindsight - or if you haven’t done it in a long time. After 6 months at my desk I miss traveling. Remember why I try to avoid it the 2nd day of v the trip the latest!!!!
December 9, 2024 at 3:30 PM
„Visit from Aunt Rose“ in Germany
December 3, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Well, you can close the error in such a way („not an issue“, backdating etc.) no one will ever check. That’s just as good.
November 30, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Nah, that’s alright. It’s starts going downhill once you got kids AND start calling your partner “Mum” or “Dad”. THAT is weird!!!
November 29, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Elongate is not a daffynition - it’s happening right now!
November 21, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Just buy a separate Beer fridge and set that to the perfect Temperature!
October 17, 2024 at 9:01 AM
Sadly, this would be illegal as the sound has to change pitch with acceleration.
Tie fighter could work, though!
October 14, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Buy CaDa for yourself: better quality, half the price - wife won’t be furious any more and your son can have eat HE wants!
September 30, 2024 at 4:19 AM