Chris Ahuja for Congress
@chrisahuja.bsky.social
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Dad. Small business owner. Jiu-Jitsu brown belt. Running for Congress in CA-32 to fight for working people, lower the cost of living, and take on corporate greed & political corruption. Democrat Socialist 🌹🤝
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I buy my own chicken. I grill it. I make my own tacos—and it still costs too damn much.
I’ll cap grocery prices.
Meanwhile, Transportation Sec. Sean Duffy (yes, from The Real World) wants a nuclear reactor on the moon.
These people are delusional.
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Arnold says he’s for “the people”?
Then why did he veto marriage equality twice, block protections for LGBTQ+ Californians, and slash billions from schools and healthcare? We remember his record. That’s why we’re voting YES on Prop 50 — accountability matters.

#YesOn50 #AhujaCongress2026 #CA32
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The Justice Department had 36 attorneys assigned full-time to investigate corrupt politicians when Trump took office in January.

Today it has two.

See how this works?
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1. On Monday, Trump delivered a $70 million windfall to his billionaire buddy, John Paulson.

Paulson hosted the biggest fundraiser of Trump's 2024 campaign, raising over $50 million.

This week, Trump returned the favor.

Follow along for details.
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BREAKING: Trump demands the National Guard change channels. Sources say Grandpa’s still trying to find out what year it is. Somebody tuck him in — America’s moved on. #AhujaCongress2026 #CA32
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has no place lecturing Californians. He left 6 billion in cuts, classrooms gutted, and kids without care. He wasn’t a hero — he was the hatchet man for the rich. Vote Yes On Prop 50
#AhujaCongress2026
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Why’s everyone giving Pam Bondi a hard time? She’s doing exactly what she’s supposed to—running a cover-up for the Epstein files and making sure Dear Leader Trump is protected from all the disgusting evil he’s done. Priorities! #PamBondi #Trump #AhujaCongress2026
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A complete dud like all his recent movies 🍿
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AOC, come on. Stephen Miller’s 5’3”, not 4’10”. We can drag his politics without shrinking his height. Keep the lies short and the jokes tall. They go low, we go lower. Now release the Epstein files. 😉 #AOC #StephenMiller #AhujaCongress2026
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Compassion isn’t a crime. Delivering aid to Gaza isn’t a threat. David Adler’s courage deserves freedom, not silence. #FreeDavidAdler #Gaza
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Van Jones, you should know better. Mocking Gaza’s pain isn’t edgy—it’s heartless. When voices with power make light of human suffering, they normalize cruelty. That’s beyond disrespectful. Do better. #Gaza #VanJones #Humanity #DoBetter
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Terminator 2 = great movie. Arnold as governor = one of the worst. He left with a 23% approval rating. We’re voting YES on Prop 50. Arnold, stop talking about what you don’t know—go play with your donkeys. #YesOn50 #Ahuja #CA32 #AhujaCongress2026
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Thank you @gavinnewsom.bsky.social for drawing attention to Stephen Miller’s mental health. Let’s help him get the care he needs and hopefully he will become a man that has compassion, decency and respect for his fellow humans. #mentalhealth #StephenMillerKooKoo #CA32 #ahujacongress2026
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Breaking: We owe Kristi Noem an apology. Turns out you don’t get a UTI from being denied restroom access—you get one from holding in too much bullshit. RFK Jr. is still running the lab tests. #KristiNoem #RFKjr #ScienceIsReal
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At Reseda Rising: Reseda Art Walk with Athena and Apollo — surrounded by incredible artists, music, and local energy. Art and community come alive when we show up for each other. That’s solidarity. 🎨💪 #ResedaRising #Community #ArtForAll
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Nothing’s more dangerous than compassion when power runs on fear. #GretaThunberg #Gaza
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BREAKING: Kristi Noem develops “Patriot’s UTI” after police deny her restroom access. Sources say she blames immigrants, the media, and plumbing regulations. #KristiNoem #ICE #AhujaCongress2026
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Breaking: Kristi Noem denied bathroom access. ICE and Homeland Security proved what we all know — they’re props. When a town says “no,” the big bad enforcers fold. Empty threats, empty power, empty stalls. #RestroomDenied
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What’s scarier than a Halloween store popping up overnight? Project 2025 dusting off KKK-era laws to strip voting rights, rig elections, and scare Americans from the ballot box. This isn’t a costume — it’s their plan to kill democracy. #CA32 #ChrisAhuja #Project2025Clowns #DonaldChump
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Donald Trump is unfit — 25th Amendment, now. VP J.D. Vance? If he wants mascara, dresses, contour — go for it. Be inclusive. But don’t think a smoky eye can cover Trump’s meltdown. He’s gotta go. #25thAmendment #CA32