@chrisasampson.bsky.social
Unless you’re Peter Thiel or Scott Bessent
January 22, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Unless you’re Peter Thiel or Scott Bessent
That’s awesome!
January 22, 2026 at 5:53 AM
That’s awesome!
You are so very welcome!
January 21, 2026 at 1:15 AM
You are so very welcome!
Presentation matters. Absolutely fair to want a dude to manscape.
January 19, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Presentation matters. Absolutely fair to want a dude to manscape.
Stunning!
January 19, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Stunning!
A clean bong is an imperative.
January 19, 2026 at 8:21 AM
A clean bong is an imperative.
I’d giggle more if it was made of beaver fur. Because… well, that should be obvious.
January 19, 2026 at 8:19 AM
I’d giggle more if it was made of beaver fur. Because… well, that should be obvious.
You are so very welcome!
January 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
You are so very welcome!
Sound alike a delightful way to spend the evening
January 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Sound alike a delightful way to spend the evening
Don’t you threaten me with a good time
January 17, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Don’t you threaten me with a good time
Beautiful!
January 17, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Beautiful!
What if your partner replied, “vagine like wizard’s sleeve…”?
January 17, 2026 at 2:44 AM
What if your partner replied, “vagine like wizard’s sleeve…”?
You are so very welcome!
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
You are so very welcome!
Oh, no… very much aware that I’d be eating that $40 and savoring every bite.
January 14, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Oh, no… very much aware that I’d be eating that $40 and savoring every bite.
I can’t be trusted in a store while high. I will buy like $40 in snacks. It will be a delightfully delicious variety, but I’ll be out $40.
January 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I can’t be trusted in a store while high. I will buy like $40 in snacks. It will be a delightfully delicious variety, but I’ll be out $40.
Wow! SO very stunning!
January 13, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Wow! SO very stunning!
Whaaaaat?!? I didn’t know Jolt had a rootbeer now. Now, I wanna try it. I’ve been all about Gorilla Mind energy drinks for a long time. Maybe time to change it up.
January 13, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Whaaaaat?!? I didn’t know Jolt had a rootbeer now. Now, I wanna try it. I’ve been all about Gorilla Mind energy drinks for a long time. Maybe time to change it up.
Scooby-doobie-doo!
January 11, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Scooby-doobie-doo!