Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood
@chrisb5blue.bsky.social
Good at cleaning and cooking things. Bad at guitar, but still like to play. Also muscle cars.
Dude you are on fire
January 27, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Dude you are on fire
Didn’t that guy get arrested outside a massage parlor?
January 26, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Didn’t that guy get arrested outside a massage parlor?
I am also Bad at guitar. Still like to play.
January 26, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I am also Bad at guitar. Still like to play.
Steelers played on green outdoor carpet over concrete
January 26, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Steelers played on green outdoor carpet over concrete
Brutal take, but accurate. For the second time in a year, I must post. As a steelers a fan, this blows.
January 24, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Brutal take, but accurate. For the second time in a year, I must post. As a steelers a fan, this blows.
Where did they find all these people?
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Where did they find all these people?
Now I’m wondering if I do that
January 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Now I’m wondering if I do that
Oddly, I had leftover chilli i made Tuesday on hot dogs with a pile of green onions. This will kill me, but hey.
January 8, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Oddly, I had leftover chilli i made Tuesday on hot dogs with a pile of green onions. This will kill me, but hey.
No idea why, but this makes me unreasonably happy
January 6, 2026 at 4:48 AM
No idea why, but this makes me unreasonably happy
Wow. Accurate.
January 6, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Wow. Accurate.
Sloppy— both sides
January 5, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Sloppy— both sides
Carolina has an NFL team?
January 5, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Carolina has an NFL team?
Holy crap
December 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Holy crap
Predictions with stunning accuracy
December 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Predictions with stunning accuracy
I had forgotten about all that. Dude needs a hobby
December 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I had forgotten about all that. Dude needs a hobby
Throw a pick— get a pick to get the ball back, fumble and recover your own fumble, then miss the easy kick— yep. Somebody doesn’t like them.
December 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Throw a pick— get a pick to get the ball back, fumble and recover your own fumble, then miss the easy kick— yep. Somebody doesn’t like them.
Peaches for the jello !!!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Peaches for the jello !!!!!!
Somehow I am proud of the Steelers ranking. It just feels right.
December 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Somehow I am proud of the Steelers ranking. It just feels right.
Referring to the man of course
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Referring to the man of course
As a man, I feel I should weigh in here. Fuck that motherfucker
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
As a man, I feel I should weigh in here. Fuck that motherfucker
That is basically it
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
That is basically it
It’s a penalty, also a crappy rule. Any athletic qb can drop to a knee in a split second— tackler needs to commit in advance.
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It’s a penalty, also a crappy rule. Any athletic qb can drop to a knee in a split second— tackler needs to commit in advance.
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Jesus Lizard
Iron Maiden
Tower of Power
Parliament
Jesus Lizard
Iron Maiden
Tower of Power
Parliament
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Jesus Lizard
Iron Maiden
Tower of Power
Parliament
Jesus Lizard
Iron Maiden
Tower of Power
Parliament
Bird has been buttered
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Bird has been buttered
Congratulations Dr. Turner !!!!
That is all
That is all
November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Congratulations Dr. Turner !!!!
That is all
That is all