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Chris Barncard
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Science writer.
Monkey see #footupfriday ...
February 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
From a news story headlined "Back to Back Theatre co-chief to step down," which qualifies this for a prize known by many as the Nobel Prize of ~drama~.
January 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
They say those who can't Nobel ...
January 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Going round.
December 22, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Motorola V70 still the coolest phone I ever owned. Shocking SAR, though.
December 10, 2024 at 10:12 PM
If you see this, post something purple.
October 28, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Aw, come on algorithm. Be nice.
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October 25, 2024 at 6:17 PM
It seems I've summoned a dark breakfast once again. This time with high-fiber cereal and ... some evil tortilla chips and wicked crunchy seasoned peas.
October 18, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Got out of hand.
October 16, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Oatmeal: the breakfast of The Beast.
October 13, 2024 at 2:56 PM
This January 2012 issue of @theonion.com waited in an outhouse in Wisconsin's northwoods until November of 2017 to burn me/America real good with that kicker.
October 12, 2024 at 11:46 PM
October 4, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Since I may never have a better crossover audience than this: Some of these cheese people carry their research over to the geoscientists' microscopes to snap pictures of the microstructures inside. And to have a snack, I hope.
October 2, 2024 at 1:04 PM
If I ever need to disappear, I'll go on the run as a nectarine.
October 2, 2024 at 12:42 PM
...
followed today by a page of newer stuff that faces a full-page story about vaccinating kids, complete with a photo of needles.
September 29, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Wee fungi.
September 28, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Getting boss awards like a boss.
September 25, 2024 at 7:30 PM
If it's just Stockholm = Nobel of something ... that's a steal.
September 25, 2024 at 7:26 PM
If the Stockholm Water Prize is the "Nobel Prize of Water," shouldn't the Stockholm Youth Water Prize be the "Nobel Prize of young *water*?"
September 24, 2024 at 2:17 PM
It was fate that I missed this opportunity last year, because I just saw the right boat a couple weeks ago.
September 10, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Maybe the goodest Nobel-Prize-of.
September 3, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Nobels all the way down.
August 14, 2024 at 8:30 PM
There oughta be a law.
August 13, 2024 at 7:54 PM
The "Nobel Prize of dance" has some spicy competition.
August 13, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Little something like that, Lakeman.
June 30, 2024 at 2:34 AM