"I wish everybody could see my face right now!" - something I have literally never said or thought while playing a video game online.

Sometimes, when I've reached critical mass reading people's hot political takes, I take half an hour to carefully craft a succinct and thoughtful opinion on where we are and need to be as a country. Then I delete it and scream into a pillow until my dog gets scared.

Can people start saying "Year of Our Lord" before the year again? Like "Year of Our Lord 2025?" Not for any religious reasons, just everything is so shitty it would be nice to be a little fancy.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Might be spending more time on here because Instagram is throwing mountains of targeted ads at me that are a 50/50 split between "Wanna give AOC money?" and "Wanna be a nazi?" with a smattering of invitations from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Meta can't nail down my vibe.

Watching Gossip Girl for the first time. This is now what I send my girlfriend whenever I'm upset.

"Video games cause violence"

Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad

Sure yeah you all hate CEOs now, but you'll change your tune when you need someone who can disrupt workplace engagement paradigms and offer bold innovations in the metrics sector

This seems like a platform where I can share my custom made game protagonists and have it seen by either nobody or 3-4 people who will actually appreciate it. Anyway, here's my Rook and if you didn't use fem voice 1 you probably did not have the optimal experience. #dragonage #veilguard #rook

*rom-com voiceover*
"She worked at the front desk. He was an assassin. But the shot he never saw coming...was from Cupid's bow."

Best friend played by Judy Greer: "You can't date him! He shoots people!"
Desk girl: "Yeah, but...only people with great health insurance!"

*quirky music*

THIS SUMMER

Few things are more infuriating than a robot voice condescendingly informing you of a business's operating hours when you have called well within the boundary of said operating hours. "Our offices are open 9 to 5, Mondays through Fridays-" Yeah dummy, that's why I'm calling at 11 AM on a Thursday.

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

Today I went to the dentist for the first time in at least 8 years and had no new cavities. I will take this as a sign I don't need to go back until I'm 40.

Rewatching season 1 of #arcane before I get into season two. I forgot how good it was, and I also forgot how irrationally furious the cringey Imagine Dragons cameo made me. Like getting a delicious ice cream sundae with a giant dead roach in place of a cherry.

I don't understand the whole "you can't enjoy Dragon Age Veilguard if you're a fan of Baldur's Gate 3" thing because both games have a sexy old man who took me to the graveyard for a date

I adopted a dog this week. This is he. He will be my first post on this site. May he bless your feeds. His name is Oz.