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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist

@chrisboresig.bsky.social

46 followers 3 following 80 posts

👻 World’s first ghost behaviorist 😈 No pro nouns for me ⤴️ Next level Chode 👹 Trolls: Don’t Get Blocked. 🍅 #ghost #therapist #irategamer #chrisbores #parody

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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · May 16

Beware; she's on the prowl

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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · May 16

You and your muleish muleash

Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · May 16

Chris Borch ooooooogly boogly

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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Mar 20

ScreScream cheese and Ghoulish Goulash! 😋

Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Mar 19

Blobba Steve

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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Feb 14

Goopy Jude is here. He is four hundred years past his due date. He is dead. Wonder how? He is a ghost. A ghost called Goopy Jude. And he. Is. Scare

Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Jan 29

We are wrewriting the course of history

Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Jan 29

Bores-Einstein condensate

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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Jan 28

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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Jan 28

Oh boy, what ho! This video is a blast! Where did you find such raw gold?!

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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Jan 28

im stook in traffic

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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Jan 17

Ghosts are real /ect

Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Jan 15

Just got off the horn with Luigi's ghost, he said he's a man about 3 things. Feet, and tornados. And I think he said he murdered John Lennon.

Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Jan 7

Scary bores frightens populous and Liberal spirits what happens next will shock you 👻 👻 😱 and

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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Dec 21

Ow boo Ow boo

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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Dec 19

Fuck all of you Bores has prevailed

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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Dec 19

Fuck all of you Bores has prevailed

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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Dec 19

Pierce my eyebrows please

Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Dec 19

THEM GHOSTS KEEP GIVING ME SEPTUUUUUMS 😩 😩 😩 😩

Happy Halloween Flying Ghost Dog GIF

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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Dec 19

I sold my channel for peanuts

Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Dec 17

Look at this homie and you're telling me ghosts aren't really real what are you blind to the truth

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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Dec 13

I am on Better Help because its the only place I can contact ghosts without a license because there isnt a license for ghost therapy. Just cured a guy called Sadam Andler of ghost depression and ghost suicidal thoughts. I am save of spoony 👻 👻 🏥 💰 🍑 👻 🐐

Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Dec 12

Junior league nouns are okay but PRO NOUNS are the walk agenda. I believe in the SLEEPY agenda thank you. Ghosts and googlies agree because they are transcendent and nobody else can talk to ghost but me so you have to believe me I'm the ghost master see look BOO see

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Chris Bores - Ghost Behaviorist @chrisboresig.bsky.social · Dec 10

a man standing in front of a wall with posters on it including one that says ' mega man '

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