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Chris Page
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Software developer, amateur guitar player. I have worked on macOS: Terminal, AppleScript, other bits and pieces.

Host of Nobody Listens to My Podcast. Producer of Nobody Watches My Videos.
How about a T-shirt with a QR code?
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
“Stand right there for a few minutes. I’ll explain why when I’m done.”
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It’s an interesting point, but it’s definitely a gamble that risks voter support. It’ll be a while before we know whether it pays off.
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I think I see a green tardigrade.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Peanut butter oatmeal doodles.
November 2, 2025 at 10:26 AM
The accuracy of this whole conversation is making me feel a little ill — and a little dizzy. And a little angry.

Does this mean I’d better retire soon?
October 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Reposted by Chris Page
Here's 70m/225ft from a couple weeks ago, which I imagine isn't unrelated here:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=w7J5...
Sandro Dias Drops Into the World's Tallest Skate Ramp | CAFF, Porto Alegre
YouTube video by SurferToday
m.youtube.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Reposted by Chris Page
Let's assume they're at terminal velocity (about 60 m/s). A 600 foot tall half pipe has a radius of roughly 250 meters.

So they'd experience (60*60)/250 = 14.4 m/s of centripetal acceleration, or about 1.47 g's, which is totally survivable
October 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Reposted by Chris Page
now here's a question: would the g-forces of that kill you
October 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Somebody typed a lot of spaces.
October 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
That looks like a beautiful text display.

My first modem was 300 baud. I could type faster than it could transmit. I sometimes had live chats with BBS sysops and it took longer than it would have had we just picked up the phone and spoke to one another. But it wouldn’t have been as much fun.
September 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It’s very nice. [Said with a Monty Python French accent for some reason.]
September 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM